Spoof news stories from Friday 3 February 2006
Red bull doesn't give you wings!
It has finally been proven by world scientists that red bull really doesn't give you wings. Yes the great advertising slogan has finally been proven wrong, but it took the scientists a full year of testing and research to figure it out.
Bush Transfers Power to the Democrats
In a startling event, President Bush has transferred all executive powers and privileges to the Democratic leadership.
Al Jazeera Resumes Cut-Throat Entertainment
The popular television series "Beheading an Infidel" is scheduled to resume this week on Al Jazzera television.
Judge Alito Resigns
WASHINGTON - Citing "irreconcilable differences" Judge Samuel Alito today told reporters, "I've had it with this Supreme Court crap AND all 8 of those characters behind afore-mentioned crap."...
Muslim Fury Over Unfunny Satirical Cartoons
Fresh protests are being made by Muslims angered by the publication of newspaper cartoons depicting the Prophet Muhammad arguing that "these cartoons aren't in the slightest bit funny".
World's Oldest Looking Man Dies Aged 77
The world's oldest looking man, Freddy Grantabunto died last night aged 77. Ironically, doctors have attributed his death to old age.