Spoof news stories from Sunday 12 February 2006
Cheney Accidentally Shoots Leak Case Lawyer
WASHINGTON -- Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a member of his defense team during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday.
Festus In Custody after Airline Boot Bomber Terrorist Threat
"I always thought Ken Curtis looked Iranian" widow of TV star James Arness (Marshall Dillon) said, " I just never thought he would ever try to blow up a commercial airliner while in flight." Ken Curtis, Festus from the T...
Disco Opens Cold Fusion Olympic Games
TURIN, Italy (UPDATE) -- Four cold fusion scientists were suspended, and the world's top-ranked calorimetrist, the British Martin Fleischmann, was barred from the Cold Fusion Olympic Games here on Friday. Hours later, Olympic competitors marc...