There were 102 spoof news stories published in February 2006. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story:  World's Oldest Looking Man Dies Aged 77

World's Oldest Looking Man Dies Aged 77

The world's oldest looking man, Freddy Grantabunto died last night aged 77. Ironically, doctors have attributed his death to old age.
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Funny story:  HHH vs Jesus: Who is the real "king of kings"

HHH vs Jesus: Who is the real "king of kings"

Stanford,Conn-Wrestlemania is the WWE's version of the superbowl. It the event where the biggest matches are shown on the grandest stage. And no match is bigger than the one announced at WWE headquarters this week. HHH is one of the WWE's top...
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Funny story:  Mr. Blobby Passes Away

Mr. Blobby Passes Away

TV star Mr. Blobby has passed away, aged 42.
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Plastic Surgery Goes Too Far

Michael Jackson Plastic Surgery Goes Too Far

In an effort to recapture his youth through yet more plastic surgery, rock superstar/favorite uncle Michael Jackson may have gone too far this time. About 35 years too far.
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Funny story:  David Irving:  "Hitler mowed my lawn for free!"

David Irving: "Hitler mowed my lawn for free!"

The controversial 'revisionist' historian, Gruppenfuhrer David Irving, has added fuel to his personal pyre by claiming to be a 'beneficient philanthropist' who would 'do anything for anyone'. "Once, when I spilt mustard o...
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Funny story:  Battery Giant Energizer About to Get a Charge for Mascot Mistreatment

Battery Giant Energizer About to Get a Charge for Mascot Mistreatment

ST. LOUIS, MO (AP)-Animal rights activists and environmentalist wackos rallied in the parking lot and thronged around the plant entrance of Energizer Holdings, Inc., home of the world famous Energizer bunny, to protest the unfair and inhuman t...
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Funny story:  Penguin Suicide At An All Time High

Penguin Suicide At An All Time High

A Report From Edward R Morrow...
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Funny story:  Red bull doesn't give you wings!

Red bull doesn't give you wings!

It has finally been proven by world scientists that red bull really doesn't give you wings. Yes the great advertising slogan has finally been proven wrong, but it took the scientists a full year of testing and research to figure it out.
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Funny story:  Garfield Comic Strip Causes Chaos

Garfield Comic Strip Causes Chaos

Several newspapers have been burned to the ground in the past few days. That is, the buildings where the newspapers are published - not the actual papers. Although, presumably, some papers did get burned in the process. Anyway, the culprits behind...
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Funny story:  Calvin and Hobbes Come Out of the Closet

Calvin and Hobbes Come Out of the Closet

For years millions have marveled at the the eerily "close" relationship between adorable little Calvin and his lovable make believe tiger Hobbes. Now, according to "J" magazine readers can finally learn just how "close"...
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Funny story:  Nursery Rhyme Characters Follow Dumpty

Nursery Rhyme Characters Follow Dumpty

Many popular nursery rhyme characters are making millions of pounds from court cases, following the success of Humpty Dumpty's court case supported by the National Accident Helpline.
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Funny story:  KFC Introduce "Feed-Family-For-Year-Sized" Meal Deal

KFC Introduce "Feed-Family-For-Year-Sized" Meal Deal

KFC, the global fast food chain specialising in all things chicken, have announced a new "Feed-Family-For-Year" sized portion will be available from their outlets next month.
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Funny story:  Trent Comes Out

Trent Comes Out

After many long years in denial and after 7 mediocre records (some of which were actually successful), Nine Inch Nails singer Trent Reznor is done hiding. Not long ago Trent Reznor was putting up with female groupies and women telling him how beautiful he is, which, as he said, he knew a long time ago. Reznor is finally doing the right thing in the opinion of gay rights activists everywher...
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Funny story:  Mike Tyson Says He'll Kill Brad Pitt if Pitt Talks to Robin Givens Again In this Lifetime

Mike Tyson Says He'll Kill Brad Pitt if Pitt Talks to Robin Givens Again In this Lifetime

(J ONLINE) -> Brad Pitt's former girlfriend Robin Givens, former WIFE of Heavy Weight Boxing Champion Mike Tyson was taken into protective custody by police after Tyson learned of Pitt's and Given's ongoing secret relationship and Tyso...
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Funny story:  David Copperfield Makes the Moon Disappear, NSA Places Him in Custody

David Copperfield Makes the Moon Disappear, NSA Places Him in Custody

People across the planet gasped in wonder as Copperfield counted to 3, waved some kind of "magic IPod" causing the very MOON to disappear from the heavens. NSA officials, themselves totally awed say that they did not take Copperfield into...
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Funny story:  Sequel to the Bible is planned by Pope

Sequel to the Bible is planned by Pope

IT was yesterday announced that the Pope and several other religious parties are planning a sequel to bestseller 'The Holy Bible' as part of their Christmas and New Year celebrations. It is expected that Richard Branson's Virgin company w...
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Funny story:  A new WWE Raw and a new McMahon

A new WWE Raw and a new McMahon

" Last Monday February 6 , 2006 was the last Raw to ever be televised on Monday nights." confesses Vince McMahon the chairman of WWE.
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Funny story:  TV's "Airport" Star In Blasphemy Outrage

TV's "Airport" Star In Blasphemy Outrage

CAMP television presenter Jeremy Spake, who found fleeting fame as the breakout star of BBC1's docu-soap Airport, has angered church groups and Christians worldwide by majestically proclaiming himself as "bigger than God!". He made the...
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Funny story:  Pakistanis Envy Ronald McDonald's Feet

Pakistanis Envy Ronald McDonald's Feet

LAHORE, PAKISTAN (AP) Swarms of angry Muslims destroyed a McDonald's fast food restaurant today. A crowd of youths focused their attention on a large pair of shoes worn by Ronald McDonald - the brightly colored clown figure known the world over.
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Funny story:  Cartoon Riots Create Havoc In Real World

Cartoon Riots Create Havoc In Real World

Violent cartoon riots erupted worldwide today, as thousands of cartoon characters waged violent protests decrying the way they've been caricatured by the media in comic books and newspapers around the globe.
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Funny story:  Dead TV cop Tosh Found Alive And Well

Dead TV cop Tosh Found Alive And Well

ONE summer, in the late 90s, a nation mourned as one of it's most beloved figures died tragically young as situations spiralled out of control. Newspaper interest in this inspirational figure was at an all-time high and there wasn't a dry eye...
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Funny story:  WWE Star Joins Legendary Band

WWE Star Joins Legendary Band

A top US wrestling star has quit his job as one of the highest paid performers on Vince McMahon's World Wrestling Entertainment circuit to take up a new occupation... as a falsetto-singing Bee Gee. The news, announced last night on the wrest...
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Funny story:  Pitt Cheats on Jolie with Aniston,  Jolie goes Postal

Pitt Cheats on Jolie with Aniston, Jolie goes Postal

"Dog of the month" Brad Pitt somehow woofed his way back into the heart of Jennifer Aniston last night after Paparazzis snapped the former couple cuddling in a backroom booth of an un-named bistro in an un-named part of of an un-named part...
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Funny story:  President Bush taps Harold Hurtt to replace Michael Chertoff

President Bush taps Harold Hurtt to replace Michael Chertoff

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After hearing Houston Police Chief Harold Hurtt's remarks in one of the Police Chief's recent press conferences, President George W. Bush gave praise to Chief Hurtt.
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Funny story:  Jack Abramoff Says He Dated George Bush "More Than a Dozen Times"

Jack Abramoff Says He Dated George Bush "More Than a Dozen Times"

WASHINGTON (AP)-Documents from indicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff released on Thursday revealed that he dated President George Bush "more than a dozen times," thereby disputing White House claims that Bush did not know the disgraced pointman of a w...
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Funny story:  Osama Bin Laden opens comedy festival

Osama Bin Laden opens comedy festival

Osama bin Laden officially opened Extremist Comedy Week in Kabul, Afghanistan today. The funniest guys and gals from some of the hottest acts/ comedy clubs from around the area rocked to the festival to support "Extremist Stand Up C...
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Funny story:  Humpty Dumpty Claims Compensation

Humpty Dumpty Claims Compensation

Humpty Dumpty, a nursery rhyme character who fell off a wall, is to claim compensation over his literally "life-shattering" event - and will not settle until new wall safety laws are brought into action.
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Funny story:  Arse Transplant Man Faces the World

Arse Transplant Man Faces the World

The heavily disguised 37 year old British arse transplant man appeared before the international media today in his first public appearance since the operation.
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Funny story:  EU's Bird Flu Solution

EU's Bird Flu Solution

The European Union (EU) have come up with a way to stop the distastrous pandemic of H5N1 - more commonly known to the public as bird flu. Their cunning plan to stop the crisis of bird flu spreading further than it already has. The idea is being backe...
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Funny story:  "Woody Woodpecker is source of bird humour  virus" claim denied

"Woody Woodpecker is source of bird humour virus" claim denied

Avian humour scientists were claiming last night that recent outbreaks of the deadly avian humour virus could spell the end of comedy throughout Western Europe and the US if not dealt with immediately by the authorities.
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Funny story:  Ban Nursery Rhymes and Fairy Tales NOW!

Ban Nursery Rhymes and Fairy Tales NOW!

Would THIS Put You To Sleep??? I was at a friends house the other night as she was singin her baby off to sleep with a children's Lullaby. The song goes as such:...
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Funny story:  David Irving In Complete Denial

David Irving In Complete Denial

Holocaust denier David Irving is denying reports that an Austrian court has sentenced him to three years in prison for denying the Holocaust ever happened.
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Funny story:  SpoofNews Expose:  Global Fanatics Exposed as Invading Aliens

SpoofNews Expose: Global Fanatics Exposed as Invading Aliens

AREA 51A, LOMA LINDA, CA-SpoofNews has exclusively uncovered a secret so sinister, so diabolical, so horrifying, so unbelievable, yet in the final analysis so typical that it leaves the most naïve and uninformed, the utmost politically savvy a...
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Funny story:  Arnold Kicks Off  "Give Me 50" Clean Energy Campaign

Arnold Kicks Off "Give Me 50" Clean Energy Campaign

SAN JOSE, CA -- With a standing ovation Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger came to rural San Jose friday to kick off his "Give Me 50 Campaign" for using cleaner fuels like hydrogen and biodeisel along California's highways. After his speech...
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Funny story:  Abu Hamza in "JK Rowling recruited me" shock horror

Abu Hamza in "JK Rowling recruited me" shock horror

HMP Belmarsh, London; Saturday 11 February 2006 - (Rioters)...
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Funny story:  The Licence Fee

The Licence Fee

NEW YORK (AP) - "We, at the New York Times, believe that the time is right for the introduction of a licence fee to support our continuing activities," remarked Janet L. Robinson, President and Chief Executive Officer, of the prominent...
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Funny story:  Harry Hell! Comedian Harry Lodged In Sea Bed

Harry Hell! Comedian Harry Lodged In Sea Bed

The career of beloved comedian Harry Hill, real name Dr. Harry Hill, took an ironically surreal twist yesterday as it emerged that the star of ITV1's Harry Hill's TV Burp, has admitted that his career may effectively be "over&...
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Funny story:  British Government Announces Plans to Control Bird Immigration

British Government Announces Plans to Control Bird Immigration

In a public statement to the House of Commons, the newly-appointed anti-Bird-Flu supremo, Mr. Guy Dog, has said that Britain will prevent the entry of birds with H5-N1 "bird flu" to England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Recognising the ext...
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Funny story:  Cheny Hunts For Quail, Nails Kerry

Cheny Hunts For Quail, Nails Kerry

Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded Massachusetts senator John Kerry during a weekend quail hunting trip at a south Texas ranch, spraying Kerry in the face and chest with shotgun pellets.
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Funny story:  Swedish Nation not outraged by Muppet Stereotype

Swedish Nation not outraged by Muppet Stereotype

Although more than three decades have passed since the first broadcast of a puppet with a big white hat on was shown on prime time television in western europe and the US, recent publications of photographs on the internet depicting an allegedly Sca...
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Funny story:  Cheney Accidentally Shoots Leak Case Lawyer

Cheney Accidentally Shoots Leak Case Lawyer

WASHINGTON -- Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a member of his defense team during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday.
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Funny story:  Britt Hume Interviews Aaron Burr's Corpse

Britt Hume Interviews Aaron Burr's Corpse

Hot on the heels of his EXCLUSIVE "tell all" interview with Vice President Dick Cheney, FOX's Britt Hume conducted a one on almost one EXCLUSIVE "tell all" interview with former Vice President Aaron Burr (now b...
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Funny story:  Bush-Blair plan replaces animal testing with testing on Muslim Prisoners

Bush-Blair plan replaces animal testing with testing on Muslim Prisoners

Reliable sources and documents leaked by those sources reveal last night that Bush and Blair are about to bring an end to a long running controversy in the western world i.e. the testing on animals by the pharmaceutical, defence and cosmetics industr...
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Funny story:  Dick Cheney Tazers President Bush's Dog Barney

Dick Cheney Tazers President Bush's Dog Barney

"Reach for the sky Barney" Dick Cheney jokingly told the President's Terrier before pulling the trigger on what Cheney thought to be a toy Star Trek phaser.
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Funny story:  Cheney  Enrolls In  Hunting School

Cheney Enrolls In Hunting School

The White house announced today that Vice President Dick Cheney has enrolled in a two week course at a South Texas hunting school to try to patch up his hunting skills a bit.
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Funny story:  Muslim Fury Over Unfunny Satirical Cartoons

Muslim Fury Over Unfunny Satirical Cartoons

Fresh protests are being made by Muslims angered by the publication of newspaper cartoons depicting the Prophet Muhammad arguing that "these cartoons aren't in the slightest bit funny".
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Funny story:  Mice Delighted at Bird Flu Vaccine

Mice Delighted at Bird Flu Vaccine

Mice researchers are said to be delighted that a vaccine has been found for bird flu.
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Funny story:  Vandals Paint White House Flamingo Pink

Vandals Paint White House Flamingo Pink

WASHINGTON (AP) - White House Security chief Chuck Easley along with 11 subordinates was fired this morning after the entire White House was re-painted last night by intruders without triggering a single alarm.
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Funny story:  Idol Contestant Expelled for Boring Lifestyle

Idol Contestant Expelled for Boring Lifestyle

An Interview with American Idol Evictee, Bobby Bennett...
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Funny story:  Jesus' Great Escape

Jesus' Great Escape

An ancient parchment, recently discovered near Nazareth has been condemned by church leaders as a hoax. Carbon dating proves the document to be approximately 2000 years old. If proved beyond a doubt to be genuine, the whole Christian religion faces ruin. The document takes the form of a letter and although the signature (which has yet to be verified by experts) reads "Big J", som...
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Funny story:  CEO Admits He "Farted Way" To Top Of Corporate Ladder

CEO Admits He "Farted Way" To Top Of Corporate Ladder

Millionaire businessman, Gary Tubberson, owner of the multi-million Tubberson Packaging Corporation has revealed he has got to where he has in the business world by letting farts so smelly rival negotiators were forced to yield to his demands.
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Funny story:  Cheney popularity rockets after attorney take down

Cheney popularity rockets after attorney take down

Pollsters revealed yesterday Vice President Dick Cheney's popularity has had a massive lift in the aftermath of attorney shooting. Polls taken before the shooting showed Cheney's popularity with voters was at an all time low of 12 percent favorab...
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Funny story:  Calamitous Cartoon Capers Crisis

Calamitous Cartoon Capers Crisis

Indigation and outrage is sweeping across the United States of America at a blasphemous depiction of its iconic symbol of, The Dream.
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Funny story:  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Continue Playing House

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Continue Playing House

HOLLYWOOD (AP) Recently hired by JCPenney to boost sales of a new line of couches and sofas, former actor Tom Cruise is putting in a lot of overtime in order to earn money to furnish the playhouse he currently shares with child actor Katie Holmes. "L...
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Funny story:  Victory in Iraq is OURS!!!

Victory in Iraq is OURS!!!

Dear readers, Bush's war has not been a failure! I had an epiphany! This hasn't happened yet but it WILL happen! Soon Iraq will have Dunkin Donuts and Little Debby Snack Cakes and McDonalds and all the children will sit at their Playstations and become nice and fat like American kids! Peace and prosperity will rule as Walmart moves in with their Chinese imported jeans and underwear! Some o...
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Funny story:  Suspect Arrested in Slaying of Nichole Brown Simpson

Suspect Arrested in Slaying of Nichole Brown Simpson

CNN BREAKING -> OJ Simpson celebrated the arrest of a possible suspect in the 1994 slaying of Nichole Simpson and Ron Goldman by renting an East LA Radisson ballroom and dancing around in full Roman Toga gear until hotel security forced him and hi...
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Funny story:  Mick Jagger in Stable Condition After Rolling Stones Almost  Rock the Super Bowl

Mick Jagger in Stable Condition After Rolling Stones Almost Rock the Super Bowl

"Good thing he didn't try Tumbling Dice" physicians said after Mick Jagger collapsed with level 2 aortic cardiac failure following his blazing Super Bowl performance where he danced the equivalent of 1100 yards exceeding the total yarda...
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Funny story:  Disco Opens Cold Fusion Olympic Games

Disco Opens Cold Fusion Olympic Games

TURIN, Italy (UPDATE) -- Four cold fusion scientists were suspended, and the world's top-ranked calorimetrist, the British Martin Fleischmann, was barred from the Cold Fusion Olympic Games here on Friday. Hours later, Olympic competitors marc...
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Funny story:  Boeing tests  passenger plane for the Super Sized

Boeing tests passenger plane for the Super Sized

After a week of feverish speculation Boeing finally confirmed it is indeed testing a plane designed to cater for the Super Sized passengers. In the airline industry speak, super sized are exceptionally heavy/ fat passengers, loving also referred to a...
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Funny story:  New Photo of Bush and Abramoff Released

New Photo of Bush and Abramoff Released

WASHINGTON Earlier this week The New York Times and Time magazine released the first photos showing George Bush at meetings with embattled l...
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Funny story:  Cheney Shooting The Opening Salvo In The  Program To Keep Conservatives In Line.

Cheney Shooting The Opening Salvo In The Program To Keep Conservatives In Line.

Dismayed with Conservative groups taking pot shots at the Bush Administration for everything from the budget deficit to it's handling of the War in Iraq, the Administration has decided to shoot back. Vice President Dick Cheney's shot-gunning of Conse...
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Funny story:  Dallas Pierce is Suffering from Idiotism ... and he's not alone!

Dallas Pierce is Suffering from Idiotism ... and he's not alone!

Being passed over for a promotion the other day put me in a really bad state. It took me two Viagra and a half a can of warm Bud just to get out of bed this morning. Though I’m routinely passed over for better jobs, this one really hurt and I can tell you there’s some real soul-searching goes on when it continues to happen … even after skimming through Tony Robbins’ Unlimited Power. Now t...
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Funny story:  Shakespeare Updated

Shakespeare Updated

His works have both bored innumerable schoolchildren and inspired writers throughout the world. But have the plays and sonnets gone past their sell-by date?...
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Funny story:  Minor News Skipped by Major Media

Minor News Skipped by Major Media

For the first time since the start of CNN's 24 hour, "second or third hand" news coverage began in 1980, a minor news event has gone unmentioned in the major media. The event, involving a possible defect in Senator Clinton's control top pantyhose, r...
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Funny story:  Al-Qaeda Corners Cassette Market

Al-Qaeda Corners Cassette Market

Al-Qaeda is dominating a niche business market - cassette tapes.
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Funny story:  Bush declares war on Mother Nature!

Bush declares war on Mother Nature!

After the great storms of 2004 and 2005, which did so much damage to the Caribbean and to the United States of America, President George W Bush has declared war on Mother Nature.
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Funny story:  Austria arrests Condoleeza Rice for 'Bush crimes denial'

Austria arrests Condoleeza Rice for 'Bush crimes denial'

VIENNA, Austria - Touring Europe and visiting with several heads-of-state to shore up support for a nuclear strike on Iran, Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice made a stop in Vienna, Austria. Greeting Secretary Rice as she exited the plane was Austria...
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Funny story:  Modern Medicine and Pills!

Modern Medicine and Pills!

My mom went to the doctor to see about a pain in her shoulder. The doc ran the usual litany of tests including x-rays, EKG, MRI, mammogram, EEG, stress tests, the urinalysis, the electro-cario zuberator and the Machine that Goes *PING* test. After several hours and numerous specialists the doctor gave her the results. "Mrs Babe, I am afraid you have a pain in your shoulder", the d...
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Funny story:  Iranian Nuclear Enrichment Balances the Chi of Middle East

Iranian Nuclear Enrichment Balances the Chi of Middle East

Tehran, Iran - Sanctions? What sanctions? Yes, things are looking up in the cutthroat world of extreme Feng Shui. Laughing in the petulant face of Armageddon, Iranian citizens have turned to the ancient and noble science of random furniture movemen...
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Funny story:  Lego Enters the Housing Market

Lego Enters the Housing Market

Lego Homes. They're cheap, they're colorful, they snap together in minutes AND they're the latest rage among the rich and the beautiful. Gwyneth Paltrow, proud Lego Home owner says that she and her daughter Apple snapped her beach-side...
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Funny story:  Rubik's Cube Sued Over 'Sleepless Nights'

Rubik's Cube Sued Over 'Sleepless Nights'

It is a challenging, perplexing puzzle that has bamboozled many people worldwide. The concept is very simple; a cube split up into coloured squares, which can be moved around - but are hard to arrange that way afterwards. It is the Rubik's cube.
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Funny story:  Menzies Shocker: "I Was A Sapphic Spy"

Menzies Shocker: "I Was A Sapphic Spy"

Liberal Democrat leadership candidate Sir Menzies Campbell has admitted that he is a lesbian and once worked for the KGB. In a frank interview with The Disaster, Sir Menzies (pronounced ‘Mingus') disclosed that he has also been responsible for gun-ru...
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Funny story:  Police cars to multi-task

Police cars to multi-task

News that many police officers in the UK have to take on secondary jobs has led to further announcements by Tony Blair in Parliament.
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Funny story:  President Bush to take over IROC

President Bush to take over IROC

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, administration security officials briefed President Bush about Iranian involvement in what the President thought was Iraq. As a result of the briefings, the President ordered the U.S. Ambassador to Iraq, Zalmay...
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Funny story:  Bush Awards Presidential Medal of Freedom to James Frey

Bush Awards Presidential Medal of Freedom to James Frey

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President George W. Bush recently concluded a ceremony awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to James Frey.
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Funny story:  Shot in the face, the new kicked in the nuts

Shot in the face, the new kicked in the nuts

So the big news flying around (or more accurately walking around in circles waiting for its cage door to be opened so it can slowly walk out and then be immediately shot) is the news that Vice President, Richard “Dick” Cheney viciously shot a 78 year old hunting partner in the face. Mr. Cheney “intended” to shoot a Quail, but instead shot his fellow Quail killer in the face. If only the Quail w...
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Funny story:  Gay Cow Film A Glorious Cinematic Achievement

Gay Cow Film A Glorious Cinematic Achievement

Brokeback Meadow, the movie adaptation of the acclaimed Annie Moolyx short story, is a movie that looks set to sweep the board at these year's oscars. And of course this is understandable for it is indeed a marvellous film.
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Funny story:  Al Qaeda Files Islamic Chapter 11 .. America Finally Safe?

Al Qaeda Files Islamic Chapter 11 .. America Finally Safe?

REUTERS (AP) - Bank of Baghdad announced that Al Qaeda has filed for Chapter 11 Islamic bankruptcy protection. Bin Laden has apparently "run out of funds" and, unable, as of yet to successfully launch a post 911 attack on the United States...
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Funny story:  New Studies Recommend Eat Lots Of Poison And Plenty Of Fat

New Studies Recommend Eat Lots Of Poison And Plenty Of Fat

According to a new study released today by leading Iraqi scientists, diets that are high in poisons and toxic substances can help you live a more healthier and fruitful life.
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Funny story:  Intelligence Agency Finds Intelligent Designer

Intelligence Agency Finds Intelligent Designer

The World Intelligence Agency announced today that they've finally found the mysterious "Intelligent Designer" - the one responsible for the creation of mankind and the entire universe.
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Funny story:  Game Over for Raw Superstars

Game Over for Raw Superstars

WWE Chairman Vince McMahon announced that Triple H will win the Road to WrestleMania tournament this coming Monday on Raw. And the reason, no one can be WWE Champion except his son-in-law. For the past few years, Triple H has headlined many WrestleMa...
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Funny story:  Bush administration official Zalmay Khalilzad accuses Bush administration of 'meddling'

Bush administration official Zalmay Khalilzad accuses Bush administration of 'meddling'

BAGHDAD -- In what may be one of the harshest complaints against the war and President George W. Bush, the top U.S. diplomat in Iraq released a statement on Monday, in which he accused Bush of "fomenting" chaos in Iraq.
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Funny story:  Bush Taps Bin Laden for FEMA Post

Bush Taps Bin Laden for FEMA Post

Washington, DC -- President Bush has appointed Osama Bin Laden to fill the vacant seat as the head of FEMA. To rebut recent charges of bungling and mismanagement in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, President Bush wanted a "take charge kinda guy&qu...
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Funny story:  Dubya: "I am linguist bad"

Dubya: "I am linguist bad"

Earlier today, the White House distributed a press statement to newspapers globally. It was transcribed by secretary Sarah Peters as Bush dictated his world-wide message to her. It reads:...
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Funny story:  Dubya Requests $2.8 Googolplex Spending Bill

Dubya Requests $2.8 Googolplex Spending Bill

President George W. Bush has proposed a $2.8 googolplex spending budget for the fiscal year 2007. It is exponentially the largest budget ever proposed by the United States or any other nation; in fact, it is vastly more than the combined gross nation...
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Funny story:  Battle Hardened Cheney warns critics not to equate US with Al Qaida

Battle Hardened Cheney warns critics not to equate US with Al Qaida

Fresh from urban combat in the American heartland, US Vice President Dick Chenney was on the offensive again as he delivered his hard hitting speech at the institute of War Studies. He lashed out at civil rights organizations in particularly, US Lawy...
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Funny story:  Quails Attack Quayle

Quails Attack Quayle

A flock of over 9,000 angry quails attacked former Vice President Dan Quayle at his Phoenix home late Monday. Experts think that the quails, outraged at attempts by a U.S. Vice President to slay one of their own made a wrong turn somewhere around For...
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Funny story:  Tony Blair Drafted Into Military

Tony Blair Drafted Into Military

BBC news has disclosed that Prime Minister Tony Blair has received a 'Greetings' letter from the Ministry of Defence, announcing that he has been drafted into the military of her majesty's service, and must report to begin a nine month to...
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Funny story:  Cherie 'brain-damaged by Iraq war'

Cherie 'brain-damaged by Iraq war'

London, UK; 17 February 2006 - (Rioters) Fears are growing in the corridors of power at Whitehall today that the Prime Minister's wife Cherry Bush QC may have become irreversibily brain damaged as a direct result of the Iraq war and is suffer...
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Funny story:  Al Jazeera Resumes Cut-Throat Entertainment

Al Jazeera Resumes Cut-Throat Entertainment

The popular television series "Beheading an Infidel" is scheduled to resume this week on Al Jazzera television.
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Funny story:  President Bush Admits Being Addicted to Oil

President Bush Admits Being Addicted to Oil

Quaker State, 2nd largest producer of refined motor oil acknowledged that yes, President Bush is indeed addicted to it's Synthetic Blend 10-W-40 motor vehicle lubricant. Inside sources say that President Bush's longtime secret addiction cause...
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Funny story:  He said Broom not Boom

He said Broom not Boom

Guillermo Martinez* had a big loving family and enjoyed big meals. After big meals, he would sweep up with a big broom. On one terrible Christmas night, he threw his beloved broom at US Border Patrol agents and they shot him 171 times.
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Funny story:  Saddam Says Thankless Iraqi's Voted For Bush Cheney And Blair

Saddam Says Thankless Iraqi's Voted For Bush Cheney And Blair

Former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein said today that he felt betrayed by the Iraqi people.
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Funny story:  Cindy Sheehan Released, Re-Arrested

Cindy Sheehan Released, Re-Arrested

WASHINGTON - "Peace Mom" Cindy Sheehan, arrested Tuesday night for wearing an anti-war tee shirt has again been RE-ARRESTED for standing 4 blocks away from the White House and, according to Secret Service agents, "Staring to...
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Funny story:  Judge Alito Resigns

Judge Alito Resigns

WASHINGTON - Citing "irreconcilable differences" Judge Samuel Alito today told reporters, "I've had it with this Supreme Court crap AND all 8 of those characters behind afore-mentioned crap."...
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Funny story:  Experts analyzing Cheney tape for clues to future attacks

Experts analyzing Cheney tape for clues to future attacks

Washington, DC. American Bar Association hired experts were today busy analyzing Cheney tape aired on America's own version of al-Jazeera i.e. Fox News. ABA spokesman Mr Wayne King told reporters "analysts were scrutinizing the tape by Vice...
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Funny story:  US to Use Spiritual Warfare to Combat Terror

US to Use Spiritual Warfare to Combat Terror

WASHINGTON - U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced today the appointment of twenty new translators to its language translation program, a key tool in its fight against terrorist acts against the United States. Stating that they needed to...
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Funny story:  Faster U.S. Mail for Some

Faster U.S. Mail for Some

Playing off the anticipated success of the "Registered Traveler" program, and owing to a dramatic post-911 increase in amount of mail that must be screened for explosives and toxic substances, U.S. Postal Authorities today announced the adv...
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