Funny story:  Duff's Diatribe #3

Duff's Diatribe #3

M'am You're An Absolute marvel...
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Funny story:  NSA: EVERYONE has been Poisoned by the KGB

NSA: EVERYONE has been Poisoned by the KGB

Following today's revelation that former Soviet contact Dmitry Kovtun fell into a coma after testing positive for polonium-210 poisoning the National Security Agency reluctantly told Americans "the bad news first". During a 12 minute r...
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Funny story:  George Bush eBay Fanatic

George Bush eBay Fanatic

(Weed--CA) "I couldn't believe it. The President of the United States bought my humidifier!" That was Janis Malverne's reaction when she received an e-mail from G.Bush@WhiteHouse.org. Ms. Malverne explained in a phone interview fro...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Cast In Jessica Simpson Role As Britney Spears

Lindsay Lohan Cast In Jessica Simpson Role As Britney Spears

(Bentonville--AR) Monday, in front of Wal-Mart headquarters, Lindsay Lohan signed a deal with VH-1 to play the role of Jessica Simpson playing Britney Spears in a movie of the soon to be Pop Mom's life titled "Do You Like My Song or Just My...
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Funny story:  Prescott to star in BBC's remake of "The Flumps"

Prescott to star in BBC's remake of "The Flumps"

A BBC spokesman, today revealed that John Prescott, the soon to be ex Deputy Prime Minister, is to head up the cast in a remake of the popular 70's children's program "The Flumps"...
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Funny story:  BBC Stalwarts Set To Be Named And Shamed In Explosive Book

BBC Stalwarts Set To Be Named And Shamed In Explosive Book

There's trouble on the horizon for many stars of yesteryear as they're about to be mentioned in a new 'kiss and tell, warts and all, cheese 'n onion explosive exposé on the goings on in BBC in the seventies and eighties.
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Funny story:  Memorial Service for Space Shuttle Discovery Crew Already Planned

Memorial Service for Space Shuttle Discovery Crew Already Planned

NASA, hours before launch has, according to inside sources already planned for the recovery, investigation and memorial service for all 7 members of the shuttle crew. "We believe that Discovery's going to blow, we just don't know how&quo...
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Funny story:  MySpays to erect humunguous cyber-tool

MySpays to erect humunguous cyber-tool

New York, NY - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Internet pet-neutering service MySpays.com has vowed to launch a potent new cyber tool for detecting fetishistic sex offenders who regularly cruise its pages to download footage of pussy-spaying operations.
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Funny story:  Beyonce Knowles Named Fellow of All Souls College, Oxford

Beyonce Knowles Named Fellow of All Souls College, Oxford

OXFORD - Singer Beyonce Knowles will become a Fellow of All Souls College, Oxford beginning in Michaelmas term, 2007, the college announced today.
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Funny story:  Wind Of Change Blows Through Buckingham Palace

Wind Of Change Blows Through Buckingham Palace

It was red faces all round today at Buckingham Palace and the search was on to find the culprit who 'dropped one' in front of Her Majesty.
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Funny story:  Bangkok hooker demonstrates new technique at world ping pong championships

Bangkok hooker demonstrates new technique at world ping pong championships

There were chaotic scenes at the world Table Tennis Championships in Bejing yesterday, when Bangkok hooker, Ying Tong Tidillifoo, beat China's no 1 seed in a highly charged match.
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Funny story:  Botham Slams Botham In Savage Attack

Botham Slams Botham In Savage Attack

Ian 'Beefy' Botham has today launched a devastating attack on himself in a move that's got the sports world reeling.
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Funny story:  Fast food chain under fire over McPanda burger

Fast food chain under fire over McPanda burger

Animal rights activists were furious yesterday over the decision by an American fast food chain to introduce a range of 'endangered species burgers' including the McPanda, the McTiger and McRhino.
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Funny story:  Proctologist to the stars struck off. Says he faces a 'gaping hole' in life.

Proctologist to the stars struck off. Says he faces a 'gaping hole' in life.

Proctologist to the stars, Harvey Whiffstein says he faces a 'gaping hole' in his life after being struck off by the British Medical Council.
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Funny story:  Friends of the Earth want Mars hose pipe ban

Friends of the Earth want Mars hose pipe ban

London - (Ass Mess): Thames Water has applied for an immediate hose pipe ban following reports that water may have flowed on Mars as recently as ten years ago.
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Funny story:  Bush and Blair test positive with Polonium 210

Bush and Blair test positive with Polonium 210

In the ongoing radiation poisoning saga, the toxic Polonium 210 has infected two more victims. President George W. Bush and Prime Minister Tony Blair have both tested positive with Polonium 210 poisoning. The highly radioactive material is deadly, bu...
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Funny story:  Big Two Line Up In Chat wars

Big Two Line Up In Chat wars

In a sensational showbiz stand-off today it looks as if two of the top chat show hosts in the country could be coming to blows.
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Funny story:  Dream Team Set For Xmas No. 1 Spot

Dream Team Set For Xmas No. 1 Spot

Forget the X-Factor or Take That as the possible Christmas number one this year as nasty bit of work, Simon Cowell, has hatched a plot to bag the coveted slot for his new signing.
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Funny story:  Rich & Greedy Musos Unhappy About Decision

Rich & Greedy Musos Unhappy About Decision

Peter Pan of pop, Sir Cliff Richard, is said to be totally 'hacked off' at losing his battle against the courts that will see him lose a few bob on royalties.
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Funny story:  Is Top Tabloid Really Having a Change of Heart?

Is Top Tabloid Really Having a Change of Heart?

In what's believed to be a first, reports are reaching us that The Daily Mail has made the unprecedented step of reporting a story about an unmarried lesbian woman in an even-handed way.
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson Wed Christ After He KOs Boxing Champ

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson Wed Christ After He KOs Boxing Champ

RENO, NV, Dec. 25 - Jesus "Sonny" Christ capped his comeback drive in Reno yesterday with a ninth round knockout that sent reigning champ Stephen Hawking into a deep, possibly fatal coma.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears' Girl-Next-Door Image Is Working--Harley Davidson Offers Contract

Britney Spears' Girl-Next-Door Image Is Working--Harley Davidson Offers Contract

Sources say that the Britney Spears incident caught on camera several weeks ago is part of a larger plan to change the superstar's image. Spears admitted today that she was tired of being idolized by millions of teenagers and just wanted to be se...
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Funny story:  Green Onions Cause Taco Bell E-Coli Outbreak

Green Onions Cause Taco Bell E-Coli Outbreak

The cause of the Taco Bell E-Coli outbreak has been traced to green onions possibly imported from Mexico. In response, the fast food chain has pulled all onions from all of its United States locations. Chemical analysis of the product shows traces...
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Funny story:  Lesbian Daughter of V.P. Dick Cheney Pregnant

Lesbian Daughter of V.P. Dick Cheney Pregnant

The openly gay daughter of United States Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that she is expecting a baby. News of the announcement brought concern, curiosity, and speculation as to the identity of the father from Washington insiders, other fam...
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Funny story:  Scientists Discover Evidence of Flowing Water on Mars

Scientists Discover Evidence of Flowing Water on Mars

NASA scientists have discovered evidence of water flowing on Mars. Photo evidence shows that water has come to the surface from underground sources and followed gravity down the sides of craters and through valleys.
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Funny story:  Naked Paris Hilton  Endorses "Tongue Condom" For Weight Loss

Naked Paris Hilton Endorses "Tongue Condom" For Weight Loss

PARIS - Celebrity socialite Paris Hilton is to appear naked in a series of ads promoting the "Tongue Condom" (TC) as an effective weight loss tool.
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