Well you couldn't write the script could you? But judging by what the BBC has lined up for us on Christmas Eve then anybody who can hold a pen the right way probably could!...
Fiji - (Ass Mess): Peter Foster, the convicted fraudster who helped UK Prime Monster's wife Cherie Blair to invest in knock-down buy-to-lets and pocketed a whacking big estate agent's commission in 2002, is still under house arrest on fraud c...
A vacuous pop star's fanny topped The Spoof!'s most read articles for the month of November, proving that modern satire is just as wiling to tackle the big news issues as in the so-called "hey-day" of the 60's satire boom.
Manchester United were seeking to play down what journalists have called a Freudian slip when Alex Ferguson referred to Cristiano Ronaldo as "the most foul player in the premiership". The remarks came at a press conference this morning, sup...
David Cameron has released a further video blog on his site, webcameron, during which he engages in sexual relations with his wife, Samantha.
Hard-working, traditional sinners are being priced out of Hell by incoming white-collar criminals, according to residents of the once undesirable neighbourhood.
Complete pandemonium at 'The Marie Dubois Infants School' in London's trendy Notting Hill and it's all over who's to play Mary in the upcoming version of the Nativity Play entitled "Yo Jezza Dude!"...
Preliminary reports coming out of North Korea suggest that President Kim Jong-il may in fact BE ill .. as in pregnant. A classified CIA document leaked to the Winston Salem Times paints a picture of subterfuge, chicanery and deceit that far exceeds t...
NASA has today been branded the 'dirty man' of space. In a withering attack pop-eyed, wild-haired astronomer Sir Patrick Moore has branded the agency a total disgrace.
Washington DC - (ReUterus & AssoCIAted Mess): George Bush has denied reports that he frequently uses the White House hot line to call his mentor and spiritual guru General Pinochet about the sort of practical advice that only one seasoned dictator ca...
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. - In the wake of two blockbuster hits, the second highest grossing documentary of all-time "March of the Penguins" and the currently top-rated film, the animated feature "Happy Feet," one of the last of Hollywood...
Hollywood - (Associated Mess): Mel Gibson's latest movie Apoplectico! is to be released next week ahead of mixed reviews that question the value of launching a rehab-centred bio-pic that focuses on the psychobabble which detoxing celebrities have...
Top scientists yesterday confirmed reports that the sky would fall in. The grim news comes months after the disaster was first muted by leading environmentalist Dr Chicken Little.
Los Angeles (CA) - The two celebrities were working out at Size 0 Gym, an exclusive Beverly Hills health spa, where they instantly vaporized before a packed crowd. The workout instructor was a little shaken after the incident, "These two ladies...
News that The Spoof editors spiked a story by top journalist Breeze provoked a firestorm of criticism last night.
Oxford academic Professor Stephen Hawking insisted that he can make it all the way after his historic defeat of 'Iron' Mike Tyson last night.
Mice are set to overtake the United States and even emerging super-powers China and India as the world's largest economy by 2080, according to reports published in The Spoof! today. Experts claim that the surprisingly beneficial effects of medica...
In a dramatic announcement, the Queen advocated the return of the death penalty last night after her nipples exploded at a gala dinner due to a botched boob job.
The results are in for the most popular internet searches and yes, you guessed it, Britney Spears vagina was the most looked into key word on the net. Of course, said a Yahoo spokeswoman, Britney would have still been #1 even without her vagina in th...
Shock news tonight as The Spoof learns that veteran rock legends & randy old goats, Status Quo, are branching out in a radical new direction.
PHILADELPHIA -- ESPN's Monday Night Football dropped the ball Monday night as a series of celebrity interviews forced viewers to watch an entire quarter of action without the accompaniment of play-by-play or in-game analysis.
A Blue and Yellow Blockbuster sign fell on a homeless man today. The man, whose name was not released, was trapped beneath the sign for hours while firefighters worked to free him.