Funny story:  Can he fix it? No he can't!

Can he fix it? No he can't!

The Spoof can reveal that kiddies favourite Bob the Builder is nothing more than a cowboy and chancer.
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Funny story:  Small New England town invaded by trolls

Small New England town invaded by trolls

VERMONT, St. Vernon, a small town nestled in the hills of southern Vermont has been invaded by a army of extremely aggressive trolls.
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Funny story:  Pollsters Determine Average American is a Moron

Pollsters Determine Average American is a Moron

Phineas Garfield, president of Garfield Interactive Polls, has admitted that over thirty years of asking Americans questions has brought him to the conclusion that they are mostly morons. Garfield bases this on the answers that are given to him by m...
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Funny story:  Shamu Drags Michael Richards 200 Feet Under SeaWorld

Shamu Drags Michael Richards 200 Feet Under SeaWorld

(SeaWorld) - Michael Richards, on his nationwide "Ok I Called You N-words N-words I Apologize SHEESH" tour, apologized again to a NON-African American audience at San Diego's SeaWorld. Shamu, the 9,800lb killer whale suddenly L...
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Funny story:  Geico Caveman Suing Spoof Writer

Geico Caveman Suing Spoof Writer

Dewey County, South Dakota - Local ABC News affiliate WCMN reports today that the Geico Caveman has filed suit against The Spoof writer Woodpile for defamation of character. The suit is in response to an article written by writer Woodpile which sugg...
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Funny story:  The Nativity Story does not Live Up to Box Office Expectations

The Nativity Story does not Live Up to Box Office Expectations

The Nativity Story was expected to put up box office numbers comparable to The Passion of the Christ. Thus far, that has not happened. The film did only slightly over eight million dollars of business in its first week of domestic release.
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Funny story:  Bolton the latest victim of awesome Wiccan hex

Bolton the latest victim of awesome Wiccan hex

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): US Ambassador to the United Nations John Bolton is the latest victim of an awesomely successful Samhain hex issued by US Wiccans who earlier dispatched Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld to the DC dustbin AND demolis...
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Funny story:  Shakespeare Originals Found At London Car Boot Sale

Shakespeare Originals Found At London Car Boot Sale

Reports today that genuine manuscripts of the plays of William Shakespeare are turning up with monotonous regularity at a car boot sale in Tottenham North London.
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Funny story:  Prince Charles's Shocking Sex Portrait

Prince Charles's Shocking Sex Portrait

Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II was embarrassed to her royal grey roots today when she unveiled a portrait off her son, at Buckingham Palace which showed him 'tackle-out.
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Funny story:  Pot chocks couple were doing a public service

Pot chocks couple were doing a public service

London - (Associated Mess): A Cumbrian couple charged with selling cannabis-laced chocolates have protested at the prosecution of their entrepreneurial efforts to relieve the boredom of millions of suffering British citizens who have been fed a diet...
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Funny story:  Llewellyn-Bowen Is Exposed As Time Lord

Llewellyn-Bowen Is Exposed As Time Lord

Startling news of reports that Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen is in fact a Time-Lord from Dr Who's home planet of Gallifrey are emerging today.
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Funny story:  Daniel O'Donnell fights for life in geriatric gun drama.

Daniel O'Donnell fights for life in geriatric gun drama.

Fans of popular crooner Daniel O'Donnell were praying for his speedy recovery after news that he had been gunned down by a crazed fan.
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Funny story:  Doherty 'Genetically Resilient to Jail'

Doherty 'Genetically Resilient to Jail'

In the same way that rhino's are hunted for the mythical aphrodisiac qualities of their horns, singer Pete Doherty is currently being sought in order to examine his astounding resilience against going to jail. Interest has been brewing for somet...
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Funny story:  Vatican admits 'We made the whole thing up'

Vatican admits 'We made the whole thing up'

The Pope was being interviewed by police last night after the Vatican admitted that they made the whole thing up.
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Funny story:  Linguists dissect Queen's English

Linguists dissect Queen's English

Buckingham Palace, London - (Associated Mess): Linguistics experts monitoring pronunciation changes in the English language have focused on the annual Queen's Xmas Message broadcasts and concluded that the old Mountbatten dumpling is sounding com...
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Funny story:  Fletch In Frame For Great Train Caper

Fletch In Frame For Great Train Caper

The secret dairies of top sixties 'Plod' Jack Slipper are to be serialised in The Spoof and we must say that they make for some extraordinary reading.
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Funny story:  Top academic comes out the better man in boxing match

Top academic comes out the better man in boxing match

Praise was being paid to top academic and author Professor Stephen Hawking last night after he brutally beat his opponent in a pro celebrity boxing match.
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Funny story:  Professor Stephen Hawking plans return to ring

Professor Stephen Hawking plans return to ring

Professor Stephen Hawking announced yesterday that he plans to return to the ring after a hiatus of thirty years.
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Funny story:  South Of England Set For Snowfall

South Of England Set For Snowfall

Southern Britain is today preparing itself for the onslaught of winter and the Met Office has issued the following weather warning.
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Funny story:  The Loch Ness Monster has been abducted by Aliens.

The Loch Ness Monster has been abducted by Aliens.

The Loch Ness Monster, sometimes called Nessie or Ness, was making its rare appearance in the waters of Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands when it was abducted by what eye witnesses say was a UFO.
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Funny story:  Wembley Stadium Project a Total Success Says Jong-IL

Wembley Stadium Project a Total Success Says Jong-IL

The planning and construction of the New Wembley Stadium is today being hailed as a total success by the Department of Culture Media and Sport.
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Funny story:  Food Celeb Rachael Ray to Feed Discovery Shuttle Crew

Food Celeb Rachael Ray to Feed Discovery Shuttle Crew

NASA has announced that food celeb and talk show host Rachael Ray has done some catering for the next trip into space.
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Funny story:  Tree falls on store parking lot, traps woman in car and store owner in walk-in freezer

Tree falls on store parking lot, traps woman in car and store owner in walk-in freezer

Authorities say a giant tree fell on a Domino pizza store and parking lot in a remote area of Manhattan outside of Rockefeller plaza.
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Funny story:  XXX-rated X-rays have security screeners excited

XXX-rated X-rays have security screeners excited

PHOENIX New X-ray machine to debut at Sky Harbor International Airport this hoiday season. The security screening system takes pictures of passenger's entire bodies. Images are incredibly graphic in detail and can reveal both explosives and ge...
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Funny story:  Bush Proposes Nuking Iraq

Bush Proposes Nuking Iraq

Washington, D.C. - George Bush stated, Wednesday, that the results of the Iraq Study Group would not influence his decision on how to deal with Iraq. "Its not something that you study," Bush remarked, at a press conference. "We need...
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Funny story:  Carolina Football's Jehovah Defends Hiring Son Jesus As Offensive Line Coach

Carolina Football's Jehovah Defends Hiring Son Jesus As Offensive Line Coach

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. - The new chief of the University of North Carolina's football program is under fire from team boosters for choosing his own son as offensive line coach.
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Funny story:  BCS Bowl Selections Announced

BCS Bowl Selections Announced

The college football championship game and other holiday bowl games are finally set with the announcement of the BCS and other bowl game bids. The bowls will be set as follows:...
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Funny story:  Laugh factory producing no laugh - Richards to accept public apology from hecklers

Laugh factory producing no laugh - Richards to accept public apology from hecklers

(Los Angeles:California) - Laugh Factory of Los Angeles California, produced no laughing matter with the recent follow up persecution of the two hecklers who threw forth derogatory racially charged insults to Michael Richards (formerly known as Cosmo...
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Funny story:  God posts question on Yahoo! Answers

God posts question on Yahoo! Answers

Search engine Yahoo! are reporting record hits for their popular answers feature after God was chosen as this week's guest celebrity. Previous favourites have included Stephen Hawking, who asked how the human race could survive the next hundred y...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears, Madonna and Pamela Anderson do nothing shocker!

Britney Spears, Madonna and Pamela Anderson do nothing shocker!

Sources close to tears were said to be very upset yesterday that there was absolutely no news about publicity seekers Britney Spears, Madonna or Pamela Anderson. Newspapers are being printed with pages completely blank, where editors usually rely on...
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