The Spoof can reveal that kiddies favourite Bob the Builder is nothing more than a cowboy and chancer.
VERMONT, St. Vernon, a small town nestled in the hills of southern Vermont has been invaded by a army of extremely aggressive trolls.
Phineas Garfield, president of Garfield Interactive Polls, has admitted that over thirty years of asking Americans questions has brought him to the conclusion that they are mostly morons. Garfield bases this on the answers that are given to him by m...
(SeaWorld) - Michael Richards, on his nationwide "Ok I Called You N-words N-words I Apologize SHEESH" tour, apologized again to a NON-African American audience at San Diego's SeaWorld. Shamu, the 9,800lb killer whale suddenly L...
Dewey County, South Dakota - Local ABC News affiliate WCMN reports today that the Geico Caveman has filed suit against The Spoof writer Woodpile for defamation of character. The suit is in response to an article written by writer Woodpile which sugg...
The Nativity Story was expected to put up box office numbers comparable to The Passion of the Christ. Thus far, that has not happened. The film did only slightly over eight million dollars of business in its first week of domestic release.
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): US Ambassador to the United Nations John Bolton is the latest victim of an awesomely successful Samhain hex issued by US Wiccans who earlier dispatched Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld to the DC dustbin AND demolis...
Reports today that genuine manuscripts of the plays of William Shakespeare are turning up with monotonous regularity at a car boot sale in Tottenham North London.
Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II was embarrassed to her royal grey roots today when she unveiled a portrait off her son, at Buckingham Palace which showed him 'tackle-out.
London - (Associated Mess): A Cumbrian couple charged with selling cannabis-laced chocolates have protested at the prosecution of their entrepreneurial efforts to relieve the boredom of millions of suffering British citizens who have been fed a diet...
Startling news of reports that Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen is in fact a Time-Lord from Dr Who's home planet of Gallifrey are emerging today.
Fans of popular crooner Daniel O'Donnell were praying for his speedy recovery after news that he had been gunned down by a crazed fan.
In the same way that rhino's are hunted for the mythical aphrodisiac qualities of their horns, singer Pete Doherty is currently being sought in order to examine his astounding resilience against going to jail. Interest has been brewing for somet...
The Pope was being interviewed by police last night after the Vatican admitted that they made the whole thing up.
Buckingham Palace, London - (Associated Mess): Linguistics experts monitoring pronunciation changes in the English language have focused on the annual Queen's Xmas Message broadcasts and concluded that the old Mountbatten dumpling is sounding com...
The secret dairies of top sixties 'Plod' Jack Slipper are to be serialised in The Spoof and we must say that they make for some extraordinary reading.
Praise was being paid to top academic and author Professor Stephen Hawking last night after he brutally beat his opponent in a pro celebrity boxing match.
Professor Stephen Hawking announced yesterday that he plans to return to the ring after a hiatus of thirty years.
Southern Britain is today preparing itself for the onslaught of winter and the Met Office has issued the following weather warning.
The Loch Ness Monster, sometimes called Nessie or Ness, was making its rare appearance in the waters of Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands when it was abducted by what eye witnesses say was a UFO.
The planning and construction of the New Wembley Stadium is today being hailed as a total success by the Department of Culture Media and Sport.
NASA has announced that food celeb and talk show host Rachael Ray has done some catering for the next trip into space.
Authorities say a giant tree fell on a Domino pizza store and parking lot in a remote area of Manhattan outside of Rockefeller plaza.
PHOENIX New X-ray machine to debut at Sky Harbor International Airport this hoiday season. The security screening system takes pictures of passenger's entire bodies. Images are incredibly graphic in detail and can reveal both explosives and ge...
Washington, D.C. - George Bush stated, Wednesday, that the results of the Iraq Study Group would not influence his decision on how to deal with Iraq. "Its not something that you study," Bush remarked, at a press conference. "We need...
CHAPEL HILL, N.C. - The new chief of the University of North Carolina's football program is under fire from team boosters for choosing his own son as offensive line coach.
The college football championship game and other holiday bowl games are finally set with the announcement of the BCS and other bowl game bids. The bowls will be set as follows:...
(Los Angeles:California) - Laugh Factory of Los Angeles California, produced no laughing matter with the recent follow up persecution of the two hecklers who threw forth derogatory racially charged insults to Michael Richards (formerly known as Cosmo...
Search engine Yahoo! are reporting record hits for their popular answers feature after God was chosen as this week's guest celebrity. Previous favourites have included Stephen Hawking, who asked how the human race could survive the next hundred y...
Sources close to tears were said to be very upset yesterday that there was absolutely no news about publicity seekers Britney Spears, Madonna or Pamela Anderson. Newspapers are being printed with pages completely blank, where editors usually rely on...