Funny story:  Mariah Carey Vs Mary Carey

Mariah Carey Vs Mary Carey

Mary Carey, noted porn star, and former governor of California hopeful filed for a copyright on her fellatio technique.
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Funny story:  Monument to Honor Brown, Ford and Hussein

Monument to Honor Brown, Ford and Hussein

For Immediate Release: (December 29, 2006); Barnwell, South Carolina Visitors and Convention Bureau has announced plans for a memorial statue to feature their native son abandoned by his parents there, James Brown; the former US President, Gerald For...
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Funny story:  Tower of London prepares for crop of New Year's inmates

Tower of London prepares for crop of New Year's inmates

Tower Hill - (Ass Mess): The Yeomen of the Guard are busy getting the dungeons ready deep under the Tower of London for a New Year's Day surprise for House of Mountbatten's Hellfire Club elders with a unique detention suite in the sewage repr...
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Funny story:  Saddam Death Sentence Deemed Morally Just under Medieval UK law.

Saddam Death Sentence Deemed Morally Just under Medieval UK law.

In a bid to justify the execution of the former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, the British Government has had no choice but to turn to some of England's un-repealed medieval laws.
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Funny story:  Tragedy! - Blair is the new Bee Gee

Tragedy! - Blair is the new Bee Gee

Prime Minister Tony Blair was sensationally unveiled today as the new member of squeaky-voiced disco icons the Bee Gees. As he arrived for his well-publicised holiday at Robin Gibb's luxury Florida mansion, few commentators realised the true reas...
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Funny story:  Astrologers predict Roddick will never win Wimbledon

Astrologers predict Roddick will never win Wimbledon

Wimbledon - (Ass Mess): UK Astrologers have joined internet spread-betting website Aintgottaprayer.com in predicting that US tennis player Andy Roddick is more likely to take up competitive crochet than ever win the Wimbledon Men's Tennis champio...
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Funny story:  Alligator Wrestling With The Stars Debuts on FOX

Alligator Wrestling With The Stars Debuts on FOX

In the vein of the hit show "Dancing With The Stars" FOX took the Teacher/Student relationship to the next level by pairing trained alligator wrestlers with Hollywood celebrities. Ed O'Neil (Al Bundy) was one of the first stars...
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Funny story:  Pope to allow oral sex for priests

Pope to allow oral sex for priests

Vatican City (AP) Priests all over the world celebrated as Pope Benedict XVI announced today that Catholic priests will now be allowed to receive fellatio and administer cunnilingus. This is in keeping with the Pope's "modernization" of...
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Funny story:  2007 Sculpture of Jessica Simpson Passing Gas To Rival 2006 Britney Spears Sculpture Giving Birth

2007 Sculpture of Jessica Simpson Passing Gas To Rival 2006 Britney Spears Sculpture Giving Birth

(New York--NY) Britney Spears, the most searched female on the web, will be locked in competition with Jessica Simpson, the most gassy female on the web starting January 12, when VaFa, an art gallery in New York City, will publicly unveil a sculpture...
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Funny story:  Rabies reported at Predator Chapel Ranch

Rabies reported at Predator Chapel Ranch

Crawford, Texas - (Ass Mess): Worried Department of Homeland Insecurity officials are probing reports that the Staten Island, NY rabies outbreak originated at Predator Chapel Ranch, the Bush family residence in Crawford after a number of Whore on Ter...
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Funny story:  American Trophy Wife Discovered #1 Cause of Stress-Related Illnesses Among American Males

American Trophy Wife Discovered #1 Cause of Stress-Related Illnesses Among American Males

This may come to you as a surprise and you may not want to believe it, but a team of scientists working for the High-fivsor corporation today proved in an amazing study that the number one cause of all stress-related diseases for the American male wa...
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Funny story:  Race Of Elvis Looky Likeys To Take Over The World

Race Of Elvis Looky Likeys To Take Over The World

For some years now sightings of Elvis Presley have been thin on the ground. One time there was scarcely a day that went by when the King wasn't spotted somewhere or other.
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Funny story:  Hospital Consultant Warns World To End New Year's Day

Hospital Consultant Warns World To End New Year's Day

A nutter from Leicester has chained himself to his garden railings and has proclaimed that the world will end on January 1st at 6.30pm.
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Funny story:  Saddam death by stoning: Pope pleads for mercy

Saddam death by stoning: Pope pleads for mercy

Vatican City - (Ass Mess): Pope Joseph Ratinger has issued an official plea for Saddam's death sentence to be commuted to life imprisonment with hard labour in one of the Pontifical Office's maximum security latrines located under the city...
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Funny story:  Archives: Bush's JFK Irish visit death threats

Archives: Bush's JFK Irish visit death threats

Shergar, Co Louse - (AssoCIAted Mess): The Irish government has released official classified documents about President John F Kennedy's June 1963 visit to Dublin showing that the Gardai received telephone threats from 'a Mr George Bush' v...
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton Claims She's Black

Hillary Clinton Claims She's Black

Hillary Clinton has brought a new twist to the contest to be Democratic presidential candidate by declaring she is black.
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Funny story:  New Series, "Wives of the Satirists" To Air on the BBC

New Series, "Wives of the Satirists" To Air on the BBC

In the same tradition of Alistair Cooke's, Master-baiters Theater comes a new tradition, "Wives of the Satirists" to air this Sunday night on the BBC (Blue Balls for Cornelius). Wives featured on the new series, "Wives of the Satirists" will be the neglected wife of Duff, Mark Foley a.k.a. Lola boyfriend of the President, Queen Udder and Connie Booth.
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Funny story:  President Gerry Ford; Portrait of A Common Man

President Gerry Ford; Portrait of A Common Man

In the wake of the 38th president being buried this weekend, people all over the world have been remembering this great man. One of the things that reporters here at The Spoof want to focus on is this man's great appeal to the co...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Team Rocked By Mystery Illness

Chelsea Team Rocked By Mystery Illness

Chelsea Football Club are currently investigating a breakout of a mystery illness which is being described by officials as "highly Contagious".
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Funny story:  Local Man Proof Reads Three To Death

Local Man Proof Reads Three To Death

A 58 Year old man has been arrested in connection to three deaths in the Dudley Area, West Midlands. The victims, Susan Baker 34, Jim Jones 25 & Kathryn Smith 50 were all found dead in their workplace at a local printing firm based in Dudley. Eye wit...
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Funny story:  Rejoice! Pauline's Not Leaving EastEnders After All

Rejoice! Pauline's Not Leaving EastEnders After All

In a shock move, BBC TV Execs are having a re-think about Pauline Fowler's departure from Eastenders.
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Funny story:  Fox Hunting Ban A Complete Success Says Minister

Fox Hunting Ban A Complete Success Says Minister

The Government is hailing its anti-fox-hunting legislation as a complete success after as few 320,000 thousand hunt enthusiasts met on Boxing Day as usual.
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Funny story:  NBA Fans Demand More Brawls

NBA Fans Demand More Brawls

The NBA has not had any brawls since the December 16 dustup in New York, and bored fans are beginning seek their thrills elsewhere. Television viewership peaked when the Nuggets and Knicks had their slugfest, but has been dropping steadily ever sinc...
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Funny story:  Serpent, Snow White, Others Comment on Apple Computer's Stock Option Troubles

Serpent, Snow White, Others Comment on Apple Computer's Stock Option Troubles

Wall Street is not the only place in the world rampant with talk about the latest difficulties at the computer giant.
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Funny story:  Government to Deny NHS Treatment to the Sick

Government to Deny NHS Treatment to the Sick

The sick could be prevented from having priority NHS treatment unless they become well, under new laws being considered by the Labour Government.
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Funny story:  US to Rid World of Polar Bear Threat.

US to Rid World of Polar Bear Threat.

The United States of America has in the past been reluctant to acknowledge the scientific community's view that global warming is not just a natural geographical event. Until now the America leadership has denied that it is a situation that manki...
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Funny story:  Paris, Britney, Nicole, and Others Offer New Year's Resolutions

Paris, Britney, Nicole, and Others Offer New Year's Resolutions

It is a tradition as old as time to make New Year's Resolutions that will not last much past January. As in year's past, Hollywood's personalities, along with government officials, have released their resolutions for the new year: The Spoof has g...
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Funny story:  Use Lemon Grass, George

Use Lemon Grass, George

December 29, Taxes - Bush said that he needs more time for consultation before he finalizes and announces the new Iraqi policy.
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Funny story:  FDA Approves Eating Cloned Humans

FDA Approves Eating Cloned Humans

(Washington, DC) Following up its announcement that there is no difference in eating food made from cloned animals, the FDA today announced that there is no difference in eating food made from cloned humans.
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Funny story:  Chevy Chase Wants To Play Gerald Ford at Funeral

Chevy Chase Wants To Play Gerald Ford at Funeral

With the passing this week of former United States President Gerald Ford, the country mourns and family and members, along with government representatives, begin planning the state funeral. A volunteer from California has surprised everyone and step...
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Funny story:  Death Star Onion Explodes; Cyberspace Smells Like A Giant Onion

Death Star Onion Explodes; Cyberspace Smells Like A Giant Onion

In striking news today, loud music was heard apparently after a great explosion in cyberspace that rocked the galaxy far and wide. The music playing was identified as the song of an old, 70's British Rock Band named The Kinks, one of onl...
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