Sandringham House, Norfolk - (Ass Mess): Feckless parolee hysterian and serial holocaust denier David Irving has headed straight to Sandringham to join the House of Mountbatten's Winterval festivities after being released from a Viennese jail and...
First Britney text messaged Kevin Federlne about her desire to file for divorce. First strike against Kevin.
Pat Robertson is accepting the challenge of critics who say that he made up the story that his energy drink, or Jesus Juice if you will, allowed him to bench press 2000 pounds when the best weightlifter in the world can only bench press no more that...
A conservative think tank announces the results of its demographic studies and will direct the Bush administration on how to control the future of population growth in America.
They call him "Mr Whiskers" .. the folks in Cumberland Maine. "It's usually the same MO" Police Chief William Radcliffe pointed out. First the devil kitty hides under or behind some object, say a box or chair, waits for his vi...
They say a week is a long time in politics but it's also a long time in love because if reports emerging tonight are to be believed, then it's all gone down the tubes for Lib Dem MP Lembit Opik.
Little known author, KJ Roly-Poly is starting a court case against Ian Fleming, the author of the Harry Potter Trilogy.
Residents in a north Raleigh neighborhood celebrated their first annual Beaver Pageant yesterday. The pageant was put on to draw attention to the problem of beavers taking over subdivisions,terrorizing occupants and building their homes out of code f...
Ian 'Beefy' Botham has hit out today at cricketers who end up mincing around the dance floor instead of playing cricket.
New Orleans transplant, Alison Acorn previously featured in The Spoof magazine in articles, "New Orleans Transplant Opens Glitter Works" and "'Jewish Snowflake' Wins Christmas Costume Contest," says that s...
Just about the only man who would dare to keep a fling with Jordan quiet, (and let's face it he was still learning to talk), is back with a new look and album.