Funny story:  US Teaches Iraqi Soldiers To "Geek" Frogs, Chickens

US Teaches Iraqi Soldiers To "Geek" Frogs, Chickens

BAGHDAD - The Defense Department has recruited hundreds of American carnival "geeks" to instill courage in the fledgling Iraqi Army, according to U.S. military sources.
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Funny story:  FEMA proposes crisis WiFi satire network

FEMA proposes crisis WiFi satire network

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): FEMA, the Department of Homeland Insecurity's emergency division, has proposed a national satire wireless broadband network to give the emergency services a jolly good laugh when the Bush Administration is unceremoniou...
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Funny story:  Special Ed-E-torial: Britney Spears Wants A Shoulder To Cry On? Try mine!

Special Ed-E-torial: Britney Spears Wants A Shoulder To Cry On? Try mine!

(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's the Special Ed-E-torial! Or as we like to call it: "The one where we give Britney Spears a Shoulder To Cry On."...
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Funny story:  Queen's Solstice fears as Monarchy proclaimed in Poland

Queen's Solstice fears as Monarchy proclaimed in Poland

'ucking 'em Palace, London - (Ass Mess): The Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon has confirmed disturbing reports that Queen Elizabeth is frantic with worry over ancient Biblical prophecies coming home to roost on her Yuletide doorstep after He...
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Funny story:  Terror Group Claims To Be Behind Britain's Pea Souper

Terror Group Claims To Be Behind Britain's Pea Souper

A hitherto unknown terror group "Misty Action Warriors" is claiming that it is behind the dense fog that is causing havoc all over Britain.
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Funny story:  WW2 Veterans gather to celebrate VD Day

WW2 Veterans gather to celebrate VD Day

There were emotional scenes in London today, as many WW2 veterans gathered in the city centre to celebrate VD Day.
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Funny story:  Yuletide birth mysteries:  two-wombed triplets' mother keeping mum on how many vaginas

Yuletide birth mysteries: two-wombed triplets' mother keeping mum on how many vaginas

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A local two-wombed Devon woman, a Mrs Kersey, has made hystery by giving birth to triplets in a rare 25 million-to-one gestation that has stunned scientists during this annual miraculous virgin birth season.
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Funny story:  Uri Geller charged with attempting to murder his own cock

Uri Geller charged with attempting to murder his own cock

Scotland Yard last night confirmed that deadbeat, alcoholic, has been, Uri Geller, had been charged with attempted murder, following the botched assassination of his own cock.
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Funny story:  Duracell Bunny sacked after testing positive for steroids

Duracell Bunny sacked after testing positive for steroids

A spokeswoman from Duracell, today confirmed that the company has sacked the Duracell Bunny after testing positive for steroids and other controlled substances on the film set of their latest commercial.
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Funny story:  Darth Vader And Green Cross Man Locked In Legal Tussle

Darth Vader And Green Cross Man Locked In Legal Tussle

Following on from the recent Procul Harum court case, sensational news today that the Green Cross Man, real name Dave Prowse, is to sue Darth Vader, real name Dave Prowse for 50% of his joint royalties.
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Funny story:  St Nick Nicked!

St Nick Nicked!

A man appeared in Lewisham crown court today to answer charges of housebreaking and resisting arrest.
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Funny story:  Derek's Christmas Carol's Been Rumbled

Derek's Christmas Carol's Been Rumbled

Derek Acorah, the only TV psychic whose name rhymes with a tasty Indian starter, is at it again.
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Funny story:  Rosie O'Donnell challenges Donald Trump to a duel

Rosie O'Donnell challenges Donald Trump to a duel

Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump got into a war of the words on Wednesday trading insults and barbs.
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Funny story:  Free-lance Satirist Under Treatment Over Obssession With "Uri Geller's Penis"

Free-lance Satirist Under Treatment Over Obssession With "Uri Geller's Penis"

LONDON - Freelance humorist "Breeze" is in rehab for obsessive-compulsive disorder after writing dozens of satirical articles featuring "Uri Geller's penis."...
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Funny story:  Miss USA Tara Conner Donates Organs To Child, Who Demands Crown

Miss USA Tara Conner Donates Organs To Child, Who Demands Crown

NEW YORK, December 28, Reuters - Renegade Miss USA Tara Conner announced today that she has donated organs to a child in exchange for yet another chance to retain her crown.
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Funny story:  Bush Invades China!

Bush Invades China!

In a move likely to signal the end of life as we know it President Bush without Congressional approval ordered a small band of 1,100 Marines to destroy a military outpost outside Beijing China.
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