London - (Ass Mess): The Bishop of Southfork, the Rt Ravin Tom Butler, has blamed spooky pranksters for spiking his drinks at an Irish Embassy Xmas shindig last week that led to him being found naked in the back of a rolls-royce next morning by bemu...
The release of a speculative paper today by the British Government claims that intelligent robots might someday demand emancipation and be entitled to government benefits. Upon the papers' release a Robosapian electronic toy, which lost...
New York - Statisticians and researchers are scratching their collective heads over this one - as many as five percent of Americans have not had sexual relations prior to their marriage. A visibly shaken President Bush has vowed to work with Congres...
Eddie Murphy vehemently denied any talk this week that he is the biological father of Melanie Brown's (Scary Spice) unborn child.
The world of football was reeling tonight when it was revealed that following a top level report by some toff, the beautiful game is deemed to be as clean a whistle.
The L.A. paparazzi were thrown into a feeding frenzy following Britney Spears' secret late night appointment at a sleazy back street tattoo parlour.
Foster City, Calif. - Fresh from the recent Alliwantforxmasisapsp.com debacle and on the heels of their ill-conceived attempt to use YouTube, Sony marketing executives outlined new, even more foolhardy plans. Following what one participant described...
Following news that UK airlines have been forced to ground flights due to to heavy fog, it has emerged that the British public really are more interested in the weather than any other subject.
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The Situation Comedy Room in the White House's West Wing - where US presidents notoriously make love and war, is being given a facelift.
Publicist, Rex Clifftop, has claimed that he will reveal the new mother of God in this weekend's News of the World.
In a total break from tradition, HRH Prince William, is rush-releasing a new 'beat 'em up' video game across all formats, just in time for the Christmas rush.
A Newcastle man, who was wounded in the buttocks whilst serving in Iraq, is to sue the army for damages. Bob Parts, 32, told our reporters, "I joined the army to have a career and see the world. Nobody said anything about being shot.&qu...
In a vomit inducing move, former royal butler Paul Burrell, is releasing an interactive DVD game called 'Queen of Hearts' just in time for the last few mental days of the Christmas rush.
The Queen announced today that Princess Diana's former butler and celebrity kangaroo testicle muncher, Paul Burrell, will be publicly stretched in the centre of London.
London - (Ass Mess): The founding Illuminatus of the Institute of Contemporary British Hystery has admitted that despite a sustained campaign of bribery and hogwash UK Prime Monster Tony Blair will be judged as a massive colostomy for the Bush Admini...
Uri Geller's cock was in hospital last night after being shot in what appears to have been an assassination attempt.
A RULING by the UK Board of Spoof News Editors yesterday has banned all joke articles relating to the recent spate of murdered prostitutes in the Ipswich area for the next three months.
Britney Spears' recent public striptease pictures are circulating on the internet like wildfire, immediately affecting the attendance in major strip joints and peepshows. It seems as if people have lost interest in striptease clubs, as interest f...
The Spoof reported recently about the 'bad feeling' between the showbiz parents of Apple Martin and Lourdes Madonna Ritchie, at the Marie Dubois Junior School in London's trendy Notting Hill, over who was to get the starring role in the s...
Britney Spears and her sister Jamie Lynn entered a Laker game over the weekend. After Britney had slammed a few Laker brews the cameras turned on her and she flashed everyone on the jumbotron.
Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston have come together in an act of, "forgive and forget". Could turn out to be Brad Pitts' worst nightmare.
WASHINGTON, Reuters - The United States has come up with a war-winning strategy in Iraq that goes by the name "100 Percent Solution," according to White House and Pentagon sources.
Tara Conner was crowned Miss USA recently, immediately things went bad, terribly bad according to pageant officials. Tara went ballistic in the clubs around town and was rumored to have failed a drug test. If that weren't enough she was seen publ...