Funny story:  Amnesia-plea bishop blames spooks' rohypnol spike

Amnesia-plea bishop blames spooks' rohypnol spike

London - (Ass Mess): The Bishop of Southfork, the Rt Ravin Tom Butler, has blamed spooky pranksters for spiking his drinks at an Irish Embassy Xmas shindig last week that led to him being found naked in the back of a rolls-royce next morning by bemu...
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Funny story:  Robosapian Demands Benefits

Robosapian Demands Benefits

The release of a speculative paper today by the British Government claims that intelligent robots might someday demand emancipation and be entitled to government benefits. Upon the papers' release a Robosapian electronic toy, which lost...
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Funny story:  Stunning Stat: 5 percent of Americans Virgins on Wedding Day

Stunning Stat: 5 percent of Americans Virgins on Wedding Day

New York - Statisticians and researchers are scratching their collective heads over this one - as many as five percent of Americans have not had sexual relations prior to their marriage. A visibly shaken President Bush has vowed to work with Congres...
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Funny story:  Not a "Scary" Daddy, but more of a "Sporty" Daddy

Not a "Scary" Daddy, but more of a "Sporty" Daddy

Eddie Murphy vehemently denied any talk this week that he is the biological father of Melanie Brown's (Scary Spice) unborn child.
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Funny story:  The Beautiful Game's Not Bent After All

The Beautiful Game's Not Bent After All

The world of football was reeling tonight when it was revealed that following a top level report by some toff, the beautiful game is deemed to be as clean a whistle.
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Funny story:  Britney's Shocking Tattoo

Britney's Shocking Tattoo

The L.A. paparazzi were thrown into a feeding frenzy following Britney Spears' secret late night appointment at a sleazy back street tattoo parlour.
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Funny story:  Sony Plans Next Major Marketing Missteps

Sony Plans Next Major Marketing Missteps

Foster City, Calif. - Fresh from the recent Alliwantforxmasisapsp.com debacle and on the heels of their ill-conceived attempt to use YouTube, Sony marketing executives outlined new, even more foolhardy plans. Following what one participant described...
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Funny story:  Brits really do care most about the weather

Brits really do care most about the weather

Following news that UK airlines have been forced to ground flights due to to heavy fog, it has emerged that the British public really are more interested in the weather than any other subject.
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Funny story:  The Truth Detector stays in West Wing S&M suite revamp

The Truth Detector stays in West Wing S&M suite revamp

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The Situation Comedy Room in the White House's West Wing - where US presidents notoriously make love and war, is being given a facelift.
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Funny story:  I Will Unmask The Mother of God - Claims Publicist

I Will Unmask The Mother of God - Claims Publicist

Publicist, Rex Clifftop, has claimed that he will reveal the new mother of God in this weekend's News of the World.
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Funny story:  Prince William Cashes in on Christmas Rush

Prince William Cashes in on Christmas Rush

In a total break from tradition, HRH Prince William, is rush-releasing a new 'beat 'em up' video game across all formats, just in time for the Christmas rush.
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Funny story:  Man sues army after buttocks are removed

Man sues army after buttocks are removed

A Newcastle man, who was wounded in the buttocks whilst serving in Iraq, is to sue the army for damages. Bob Parts, 32, told our reporters, "I joined the army to have a career and see the world. Nobody said anything about being shot.&qu...
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Funny story:  Royal Butler Cashes in on Xmas Rush

Royal Butler Cashes in on Xmas Rush

In a vomit inducing move, former royal butler Paul Burrell, is releasing an interactive DVD game called 'Queen of Hearts' just in time for the last few mental days of the Christmas rush.
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Funny story:  Paul Burrell to be publicly stretched

Paul Burrell to be publicly stretched

The Queen announced today that Princess Diana's former butler and celebrity kangaroo testicle muncher, Paul Burrell, will be publicly stretched in the centre of London.
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Funny story:  History will judge Blair as a political colostomy

History will judge Blair as a political colostomy

London - (Ass Mess): The founding Illuminatus of the Institute of Contemporary British Hystery has admitted that despite a sustained campaign of bribery and hogwash UK Prime Monster Tony Blair will be judged as a massive colostomy for the Bush Admini...
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Funny story:  Uri Geller's cock shot by mystery assailent

Uri Geller's cock shot by mystery assailent

Uri Geller's cock was in hospital last night after being shot in what appears to have been an assassination attempt.
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Funny story:  Comedy news articles on murdered prostitutes banned

Comedy news articles on murdered prostitutes banned

A RULING by the UK Board of Spoof News Editors yesterday has banned all joke articles relating to the recent spate of murdered prostitutes in the Ipswich area for the next three months.
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Funny story:  The Striptease and Porn Industry on the verge of collapse

The Striptease and Porn Industry on the verge of collapse

Britney Spears' recent public striptease pictures are circulating on the internet like wildfire, immediately affecting the attendance in major strip joints and peepshows. It seems as if people have lost interest in striptease clubs, as interest f...
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Funny story:  Still No Thaw In Big Freeze Between Paltrow And Madonna Over Nativity Play

Still No Thaw In Big Freeze Between Paltrow And Madonna Over Nativity Play

The Spoof reported recently about the 'bad feeling' between the showbiz parents of Apple Martin and Lourdes Madonna Ritchie, at the Marie Dubois Junior School in London's trendy Notting Hill, over who was to get the starring role in the s...
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Funny story:  Vaginaless Britney Spears gets booed at Laker game

Vaginaless Britney Spears gets booed at Laker game

Britney Spears and her sister Jamie Lynn entered a Laker game over the weekend. After Britney had slammed a few Laker brews the cameras turned on her and she flashed everyone on the jumbotron.
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Funny story:  Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie fly to Tahiti for romantic interlude

Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie fly to Tahiti for romantic interlude

Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston have come together in an act of, "forgive and forget". Could turn out to be Brad Pitts' worst nightmare.
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Funny story:  Naked Orlando Bloom, Nude Lindsay Lohan Mum On US Victory Plan : Implode Iraq and Bring American Troops Home By Christmas

Naked Orlando Bloom, Nude Lindsay Lohan Mum On US Victory Plan : Implode Iraq and Bring American Troops Home By Christmas

WASHINGTON, Reuters - The United States has come up with a war-winning strategy in Iraq that goes by the name "100 Percent Solution," according to White House and Pentagon sources.
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Funny story:  Miss USA granted reprieve from "Donald the Merciful"

Miss USA granted reprieve from "Donald the Merciful"

Tara Conner was crowned Miss USA recently, immediately things went bad, terribly bad according to pageant officials. Tara went ballistic in the clubs around town and was rumored to have failed a drug test. If that weren't enough she was seen publ...
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