As a follow up to the recently announced "Automatic Targeting System" by the department of Homeland Security, government officials released what they see as the next step in a process designed to rid the world of terrorists, trouble makers,...
The Spoof can reveal tonight that yer man with the funny voice that's meant to be so bloody clever is losing it big style.
Trafalgar Square, London - (Associated Mess): Archaeologists probing the remains of a decapitatied first century AD skeleton believe they have stumbled upon the victim of draconian Roman-rule traffic laws, executed for straying into Londinium's c...
Tom Cruise, recently appointed head of United Artists, and new bride Katie Holms have been penned in as the stars of their second biological reproduction, "Birth of the Anti-Christ".
Top fashion house man at C & A is at the centre of a row about the sacking of its face of 2006.
"We're going to play hardball with these pesky insurgents", announced President Bush today at a congressional hearing on the war in Iraq, "how can you run a decent war if the opponents don't fully cooperate?"...
(Los Angeles--CA) As if the bad press buzz over Britney Spears hanging with fellow homegirls Paris Hilton and Lindsay "I Can't Spell, But Look At These Knockers" Lohan wasn't bad enough, the mud just keeps flying. This time it's...
Tonight Deputy Prime Minister, John Prescott, is in police custody accused of eating the daughter of one of his constituents.
In what's seen as a total break from tradition The Spoof can exclusively report that BBC flagship, the pile of turgid misery better known as EastEnders, will not have something terrible happen to a leading member of the cast in the Christmas Day...
The entire Internet was brought to a standstill for twenty minutes last month by an influx of searches for pictures of Britney Spears' naked privates.
Popular businessman Willy Wonka was beginning a two year stretch behind bars yesterday after a judge found him guilty of manslaughter.
It looks like a bleak Xmas ahead for Santa after the BBC TV programme Watchdog slammed conditions in his workshop.
London - (Associated Mess): The COBRA intelligence committee has met once again in Downing Street amid growing security fears voiced by the Joint Chiefs of Staff after the unexpected discovery of a 70,000-year-old stone carving of a python's head...
The government today unveiled its latest initiative in bid to cut the congestion on Britain's roads. Former British Airways chairman, Sir Rod Eddington was comissioned to carry out a study into the problems of congestion, and research results whi...
The Russian ambassador to the UK, Anatoly Buggarrov was admitted to hospital yesterday after he began to develop a second head.
There were chaotic scenes at Channel 4 today when it was revealed that John McCrirrick had been replaced in 1985 by a shaved Orang-utan.
LONDON - Bound to a chair in front of a stone wall outside Buckingham Palace, Dick Cheney shook his black-hooded head, evidently refusing to utter any last words.
PARIS - Over 200 Canadian Erections Anonymous members fled from the Paris Hilton naked yesterday when a rumor swept the hotel that a nude Katie Holmes had arrived to taunt them, eyewitnesses said.
The White House has written a critical letter to Oxford University (authors of the Oxford dictionary) demanding the immediate removal of the phrase 'civil war' from all their editions and texts. A copy of the letter has also been sent to Camb...
A soon-to-be-released transport report from former British Airways chief Sir Cod Eddington is rumoured to include recommendations to the motor industry to change the way we enter our cars. The report covers 'revolutionary' solutions to Brita...
The British government, in a bid to tackle the problems of traffic congestion, the environment and the growing cost to the NHS of smoking across the country, have announced plans for British motorists to fund smokers' ill health.
Satellite broadcaster UKTV Gold has stunned the media world by broadcasting for 24 hours and not showing an episode of "Only Fools and Horses"...
Right wingers are calling this year's airing of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer," the longest-running holiday special, a disgrace to the principals of democracy. It is thought that the Christmas special, which has been featured on netwo...