Spoof news stories from Friday 11 August 2006
Operation To Conjoin Twins A Success
Parents breathe huge sigh of relief as babies successfully stuck together...
Ratzinger's UK bagman does a runner
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): The Papal Pro-Nuncio in London Joaquin Navarro-Valls has fled his Vatican-appointed Dead Sea Scrolls office following UK press reports that linked his offshore bank accounts held at the Riggs Bank, Pyongyang branch, to tw...
Heathrow to Put Waiting Time to Good Use - Free ‘Personal' Exams
London -- Keeping passengers happy during the now super-long waits at the check-in desk can be a challenge. Managers at London's Heathrow may have solved the problem, they say, by filling the frustrating enduro-time wasted on line with the offering o...
THE POWER POINT
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W.. Rummy, I hope it was traffic this time.
Rum. No Mr President, it's the Avodart.