Spoof news stories from Thursday 20 April 2006
The Queen has revealed she wants just one thing for her 80th birthday - a Caravan
As she toured the BBC's Broadcasting House, the monarch disclosed that she had a particular request for a present, and was keen on having a cosy holiday retreat somewhere in the southwest, possibly Weston-super-Mare.
Back to the beginning: Broke-dick Mountin'.
(From the depths of crassitude, Ang(st) Lee pulls a gem out of his, um, hat.)...
Sir Alan Sugar Tells UK Prime Minister, "You're Fired!"
Following his recent public appearances on the well documented series "the apprentice", Sir Alan " look sunshine, grew up in the East End didn't I" Sugar, was playing down today the confirmation, that he has FIRED the current prime minister of the UK...
Bush hires former Iraqi Minister of Information to replace McClellan
WASHINGTON DC - Shortly after White House press secretary Scott McClellan announced his resignation Wednesday, President Bush told the White House press corps that Iraq's former Minister of Information under Saddam Hussein, Mohammed Saeed al-Saha...
Adams to get Order of the Gutter in 80th birthday honours
Buckingham Palace, London; Thursday 20 April 2006 - (Associated Mess): Provisional IRA leader Gerry Adams is widely tipped to be awarded the Order of the Gutter in the 80th Birthday celebrations at Buckingham Palace tomorrow.
Plan to Control Fashion Criminals
A national register of fashion offenders could be set up as part of a massive crackdown to keep the public safe from hideous outfits, Home Secretary Charles Clarke says.
Eliminate the Rainforest
Way back when, there existed a paradise home to over half the known species. A blanket of green gently enriched our planet with mystical plants, trees, and shrubs that even the lowly of species, such as a harvest spider, devotedly dwelled in the enamored beauty of these lands. This paradise exists today to which we refer to as the rainforest. From Central America, the Amazon, Africa, to Souther...