Spoof news stories from Thursday 13 April 2006
Condoleeza Rice Accepts Role In Vampire Movie
Now that Dick Cheney has come out in public and said he would never accept Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice as his future Vice President, she has been looking around for a change of career.
Crothorp, Inc. Makes "Great Humanitarian Decision".
Thousands starve, or turn to begging, crime, and thievery.
Man who woke up after six years in a coma not happy
A Beluxi, Mississippi man who recently woke up after almost six years in a coma is reportedly not happy and has requested that his doctors make him unconscious again.