Funny story:  Bush Abdicates!

Bush Abdicates!

WASHINGTON (AP) The White House was in turmoil this afternoon as it became evident that President George Bush abdicated his office. Sometime in the middle of the previous night, Marine 1, the president's helicopter, made a trip to Andrews AFB, but n...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Lopez Debuts New Line of Trailer Trash Haute Couture

Jennifer Lopez Debuts New Line of Trailer Trash Haute Couture

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - Well, she has gone and done it: Jennifer Lopez today debuted her new line of fresh and trashy tart wear that simply screams to be worn by trailer park debutantes across the nation. Dubbing her new line Two...
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Funny story:  Opus Dei: "MMR vaccine causes homosexuality"

Opus Dei: "MMR vaccine causes homosexuality"

Vatican City, Thursday 10 March (Rioters) - Startling new evidence from the Pontifical College of Creation Sciences has been published in Rome today which claims a direct causative link between the much derided Measles, Mumps and Myrobella - 'M...
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Funny story:  Supreme Court nominee John Roberts is Confident

Supreme Court nominee John Roberts is Confident

WASHINGTON (AP) Since his nomination to the Supreme Court by President Bush, John Roberts has been living large. John has a big new spring of confidence, a generous swelling of pride, and the one thing every man deserves: a little well-earned respec...
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Funny story:  Iran to Continue Playing with Plutonium

Iran to Continue Playing with Plutonium

TEHRAN (Wreuters) - Iran's new President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said on Saturday the Islamic Republic "Thumbs its nose at the E.U. and U.S. and plans to continue playing with plutonium." Ahmadinejad continues, "Pressing our luck...
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Funny story:  New Refinery Process Turns Democrats into Oil

New Refinery Process Turns Democrats into Oil

PHILADELPHIA (UPI)--An industrial park in Philadelphia hosts a new machine that can change most any type of carbon-based substance into oil.
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Funny story:  White House Opens Its Doors to Republican Refugees from New Orleans

White House Opens Its Doors to Republican Refugees from New Orleans

WASHINGTON (AP)-The White House has opened its doors to dozens of Republican refugees from New Orleans who have been housed in various rooms scattered throughout the historic pile...
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Funny story:  Complete Idiot's Guide: How To Grow A Liberal

Complete Idiot's Guide: How To Grow A Liberal

LOS ANGLES, CA (Barnes & Noble)-Hoping to replenish dwindling membership in the Democratic Party, leading American liberal Democrats have just announced the results of over 200 years of politico-horticultural research and experimentation on the origi...
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