Funny story:  Britney Spears Gives Second Recorded Virgin Birth

Britney Spears Gives Second Recorded Virgin Birth

(AP) Entertainer and virgin Britney Spears gave birth to a bouncing baby boy. A spokesman for the singer gave this statement: "The baby was born through normal means. While he did come into the world naked, it was done tastefully and was not sexua...
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Funny story:  US No Longer "Under God" According to San Francisco Court

US No Longer "Under God" According to San Francisco Court

San Francisco -- In a controversial ruling in San Francisco's 9th District Court Judge Larry Karlton declared today that America is no longer a nation "Under God." In his ruling, Karlton remarked that "American citizens are now...
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Funny story:  Low Pants Boy

Low Pants Boy

The following emergency session of The Global Archeological Society will take place on January 22nd, 12005, in Bern, Switzerland, and will do so immediately upon the heels of the landmark discovery of ten-thousand year-old Low Pants Boy’s remains. “I would like to begin this session,” says archeologist Wolf Gerhardt, leader of the archeological team that discovered Low Pants Boy,...
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Funny story:  The Fictional Truth about Prince Charles, Mrs. Camilla Parker Bowles and Mrs. Caroline K Schlossberg

The Fictional Truth about Prince Charles, Mrs. Camilla Parker Bowles and Mrs. Caroline K Schlossberg

"Prince Charles and I live in separate worlds, divided by an unbridgeable gulf," she said. "He is a wild glamorous Prince from Cosmopolitan London, and I am a university graduate from the mountains with a no-paying job and average looks. It would nev...
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Funny story:  Delta to put Pilots in new Economy Class Cockpit

Delta to put Pilots in new Economy Class Cockpit

Atlanta - Bled by rising fuel prices, slapped by the loss of a major hub (New Orleans) and stung in the pocketbook by no-frills airlines like Southwest, Delta Airlines today announced new "Economy Class Cockpits" its pilots would be forced...
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Funny story:  Electrician Overcharges Letterman, gets Electric Chair

Electrician Overcharges Letterman, gets Electric Chair

Choteau Idaho - An electrician who miswired kitchen and bath outlets in Tonight Show host David Letterman's sprawling Choteau estate has been sentenced to thirty seconds in the Idaho electric chair. "Leaving the neutral lead on a ground...
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Funny story:  Bush Twins To Enlist in The Salvation Army

Bush Twins To Enlist in The Salvation Army

Tired of criticism from war protestor/d-list celebutante Cindy Sheehan for not joining the military, the Bush twins, Jenna and Barbara, have decided to "enlist" in the Salvation Army.
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Funny story:  Bush Takes Blame for Government's Sluggishness in Taking Blame

Bush Takes Blame for Government's Sluggishness in Taking Blame

Washington, DC - President Bush announced Wednesday that he was fully prepared to accept responsibility for the federal government's foot dragging in owning up to its own apathetic lethargy in the wake of hurricane Katrina.
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Funny story:  George Bush Takes Responsibility for Katrina Blunders and Resigns

George Bush Takes Responsibility for Katrina Blunders and Resigns

WASHINGTON--President Bush has finally taken responsibility for federal government blundering in coping with Hurricane Katrina and the much delayed relief efforts and announced his resignation on Wednesday. He also admitted that the calamity was evid...
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