Spoof news stories from Sunday 6 November 2005
The Secret Behind Terrell Owens Recent Bizarre Behavior
PHILADELPHIA-NFL Eagles fallen star running back Terrell Owens' forced public apology to teammates after maligning QB Donovan McNabb put the gridiron world on its ear and placed a large ominous question mark over the future of T.O., dubbed ‘Terminall...
Marriage: It's the ticket for me.
Waning Pop Star Britney Spears has rubbished rumours about her marriage to Kevin Ferderline being on the rocks by speaking out about how much she enjoys being married and treating us with a fascinating insight into her daily life with hubby Kevin...
UFO Sightings Over London: Government Denies Cover-Up
Following the recent ‘flap' of sightings of Unidentified Flying Objects over London, England, the Ministry For Bizarre Flying Articles issued the following statement:...
Merck, Johnson & Johnson, and Pfizer Merge; Combined Giant To Purchase FDA and Congress
Washington, DC--Global pharmaceutical giants Merck, Johnson & Johnson, and Pfizer today announced plans to merge and to purchase the FDA and both houses of Congress in an attempt to soothe investors' frayed nerves and to streamline the drug-appro...
Texas Death Row Inmate Uses Intelligent Design to Escape
HOUSTON - Charlie Thompson, a death row inmate who walked out of the Harris County Jail and is now the subject of a nationwide manhunt claims he used "Intelligent Design" to plan and execute his escape. Placing a call to talk radio show ho...
Harleys Tickle Your Fancy
Harley Davidson spokesman Rev Harder,today admitted there are secrets,behind the famous motorcycle.
Maria Sharapova Shaving Tips!
WIMBLEDON, England (SPORTS SPECIAL) Maria Sharapova is turning all heads at Wimbledon in her direction. The blond, leggy Russian girl is the #1 reason most people even show up for these tennis matches.
Seniors on Luxury Cruise Ship Repel Pirates
LONDON (Reuters)--A fleet of pirate vessels was repelled and sunk by an elderly group of British and American grandmothers and grandfathers on board the luxury cruise liner the Seaborn Adventurer on Sunday off the Somali coast.
President Bush Slaps Condoleeza Rice into next Thursday
(CNN) Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice, reportedly in stable condition was, according to sources slapped by the president of the United States of America after reportedly telling the president to go "jump in the lake" which, according to...
Carnival Cruise Ship Pirate Attack Staged
Fjord, Norway -- According to a spokesperson for competitor Norwegian Cruise Lines, a highly publicized attack by pirates against the Carnival Cruise ship "Spirit" was "almost certainly staged" for the entertainment of the passe...
Bush to endorse Jack Daniel's whiskey
Washington DC, Tuesday -- Bringing "honor and dignity" to the White House...