Spoof news stories from Thursday 24 November 2005
Bush Hosts Thanksgiving Charity Dinner for the Wealthy
Washington D.C.- Reversing a Whitehouse tradition of inviting poor and homeless people to share a Thanksgiving feast, George and Laura Bush held a dinner, Thursday, to which only wealthy campaign contributors were invited. "We didn't want any...
Police on 24-hour duty at Debra Lafave's Home.
TAMPA FLORIDA - (AP) Local law enforcement officers have been kept busy at one unlikely Tampa residence. Ever since the details of sex offender Debra Lafave's home confinement sentence were announced several days ago, a steady stream of young boys h...
Thanksgiving Day Parades Collide, Dozens Sort of Injured
NEW YORK (AP) As one witness put it, "one parade didn't see the other one coming so before you knew it .. tubas and .. Squarepants floats flying every direction".
Keano Spotted in Glasgow Move..!!!
Former Manchester United midfielder and (non) resident Irish mentalist Roy Keane has today been spotted moving his family to Glasgow.
Cruise Buys Wife Sonogram Machine
Actor Tom Cruise purchased his pregnant wife a sonogram machine as an early Christmas present. Katie Holmes, age twenty-six, is pregnant with her first child (Cruise has two children from an earlier marriage to Nicole Kidman). When asked why he wou...