Spoof news stories from Tuesday 31 May 2005
Star Wars Favourite to Commence Stand Up Tour
Los Angeles, CA. - Breaking the stranglehold that Star Wars creator George Lucas has held on him for decades, a contract free C-3P0 announced at a press conference today that he would be embarking on a seventeen city stand up comedy tour of the East...
IBM Super Computer To Take On Noughts And Crosses World Champ
Following in the path of their chess playing, Kasparov-beating "Deep Blue", computer giants IBM have gone out again and astounded the game world. In creating a "super-computer" devised to win every time at Noughts and Crosses (th...
Little Girl Kills in Brooklyn, Understanding Violence
BROOKLYN, New York -- An angry tug-of-war over a rubber ball ended in tragedy yesterday when a 9-year-old Brooklyn girl fatally stabbed her 11-year-old friend.
"There's Three of us In This Marriage" says Camilla
Disgraced former writer for The Spoof, Dogooder Dave has now found himself at the centre of a gathering storm in Royal circles writes Roy L.R Slicker, Royal Correspondent .