Spoof news stories from Sunday 6 March 2005
Have You Had An Accident?
“Have you had an accident?” When we hear these words emanating from our televisions, we know what’s about to follow. “If you’ve had an accident or fall either at home of at work you could be entitled to compensation. Just call Injury Lawyers Direct and we’ll see if you’re entitled to a no win no fee claim.” These adverts are everywhere. These days it seems as if there are only two types of adverti...
Chelsea swoop for £50m rated Spanish Superstar
Chelsea's quest to sign the best personnel to occupy each position at the club continued yesterday with a proposed £50m swoop for Real Madrid's Spanish superstar Mariana Josemi. Chief executive of Chelsea, Peter Kenyon, yesterday admitted that the cl...
Black Helicopters and Trains Spotted Again
Washington DC -- In a rare question and answer news session that purportedly even included some actual, unpaid news media representatives, President Bush was asked about revelations by the Evangelical Christian Times that UN black helicopters and tra...
Did Michael Jackson Tribe Molest Hobbit Tribe
WOLLONGONG, Australia - Recent scientific discoveries suggest that the Hobbit tribe, a one-metre-tall race of childlike people who lived on the Indonesian island of Flores between 13,000 and 18,000 years ago, were preyed upon and driven to extinction...