Spoof news stories from Wednesday 30 March 2005
Humpty Dumpty wins record damages
Wednesday 30th March. London. Humpty Dumpty was today celebrating an historic legal victory after being awarded £10 million in damages at the High Court.
Pope "still not dead" - Vatican
Wednesday 30th March. Thousands of people around the globe are fighting to come to terms with the news tonight that the Pope still isn't dead.
GOPUSA Is Back In Business! Reporters Breath A Sigh Of Relief
GOPUSA.Com, the Conservative Republican webzine that found itself in the midst of a swirl of controversy earlier this year as the employer of Gay Conservative Republican Christian Homosexual Military Prostitute Commentator and White House Press Repor...
Blair commits to open and transparent government
UK Prime Minister Tony Blair declared that, if re-elected, "a new breeze of openness and transparency will waft through all areas of his third term government."...