Spoof news stories from Saturday 25 June 2005
Cruise apologizes for Today show behavior - blames Ritalin dose
New York - Tom Cruise, who clashed with Today show host Matt Lauer on Friday when Lauer brought up Cruise's earlier criticism of Brook Shields for taking anti-depressants, issued an apology today for his belligerent behavior from Hollywood.
To Hell With Energy Efficiency, Let's Party! Say Bush, Cheney
WASHINGTON, DC-American President George W. Bush has officially condemned energy efficiency and energy conservation as a way of revitalizing the U.S. economy, even as oil prices reach new highs.
Developers Use Eminent Domain to Acquire White House
President Bush was stunned today when he was told by his Housing and Urban Development Director that he & Laura would have to vacate the White House no later than noon on Monday. The HUD Director said he made his best effort to stop the acquisition o...