Spoof news stories from Friday 24 June 2005
Japan Sells Supersized "Blue Whale Burger," McDonald's to Follow
TOKYO (UPI)-In a move that has enraged environmentalists, a fast food chain in Japan has begun offering a supersized "Blue Whale Burger" even as anti-whaling nations urged Japan to cut back on its whale catch at an international conference on whaling...
Kozlowski takes up kick-boxing, gets ink in anticipation of prison sentence
Brooklyn, NY - Convicted corporate felon Dennis Kozlowski has apparently begun preparations for his inevitable stay in the New York State prison system. Enlisting advice from famed executive prison induction counselor and convicted felon, Curtis Way...