Spoof news stories from Monday 25 July 2005
Cooking with Rice
Condi is scouring the planet, looking for the latest new dish. For professionals only.
Middle East Ménage...
Keanu's Donkey
On July 24, 2005, Keanu Reeves was seen "riding a donkey" down the street to a local Starbucks. It was said that he "had a saddle and a bridle on a donkey and was slowly but surely clip-clopping down the local street."...
Tom Cruise To Play Fighter Pilot In Sequel To War Of The Worlds
On the back of the enormous box-office success of Steven Spielberg's War of the Worlds worldwide, dollar-hungry producers at Paramount Pictures recently gave the green light to shoot the follow-up, set to feature Tom Cruise as a dashing and fearless...
White House Issues Complete Biography of Supreme Court Nominee John Roberts
The White House, facing growing pressure to release documents and information concerning the legal opinions of Supreme Court nominee John G. Roberts, has released the following biography of the DC District Court Judge:...
Blair's make-up habits scrutinized after massive overspend
Tony Blair's makeup habits are being scrutinized after a massive overspend has been discovered following a parliamentary question. Government whip Lord Bassam of Brighton disclosed the appalling figures in response to a parliamentary question tabled...
Cruise and Holmes to Star in 'Maguire' Sequel
After long debating whether or not Hollywood power couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes would star in a movie together, Holmes, 26, has said that the sequel to the 1996 film "Jerry Maguire" has been given the green-light from Sony Pictures.