Spoof news stories from Friday 15 July 2005
Homeland Security To Terrorists: Bomb Trucks And Trains, Not Planes.
Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff issued a statement advising Terrorists to shy away from any airline based attacks and concentrate instead on more vulnerable transportation infrastructure such as railroads, busses and over the road tractor tr...
Tony Blair To Rock The Palace
London and Washington---Tony Blair, glamorous and still upright Prime Minister of America's best ally across the Atlantic, The Brits, also known as the United Kingdom across what once was called the pond, has announced that he is tired of all...
Republicans Seek New Brain for President George Bush as Karl Rove Self-Destructs
WASHINGTON (Reuters)-Republican strategists in the White House are desperately seeking a new brain for President George W. Bush due to the self-destruction of Karl Rove, Bush's current brain and his top political advisor.
Bush Demands Outing of More Agents
Washington -- In the wake of revelations that Karl Rove may have been behind the "outing" of Valerie Plame, President Bush has requested the "outing" of additional intelligence agents by other members of the White House staff.