Spoof news stories from Saturday 8 January 2005
Apple to Package Macintosh and iMac in Little Debbie Snack Cakes !
Apple Computer and McKee Foods Corp announced a deal in which the packaging material for all Macintosh and iMac computers will consist of Little Debbie snack cakes baked by McKee in Collegedale, Tennessee. The Little Debbie "Swiss Cake Rolls&quo...
EDU BREAKS SILENCE
EPL team Arsenal's wantaway Brazilian Edu has broken his silence on recent contract problems with the club. Negotiations have been ongoing for 6 months with the midfielders current deal due to expire in the summer, though an agreement has not bee...
President Bush Urged to Conserve Gravity
SCHAUMBERG, IL - Leyland Moser, the newly elected head of the American Society for the Preservation of Gravity (ASPG), has called on President Bush "to take immediate steps to reduce this nation's alarming rate of gravity consumption."...