Spoof news stories from Tuesday 18 January 2005
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split causes nickname nightmare
HOLLYWOOD - A special meeting of members of the US and foreign press was held today in an effort to create a catchy news title for celebrity couple Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.
Rock Star, Entrepreneur not "Taco Hucksters", Say Lawsuits
CANTON, OH --- Joe Lewinsky has led a modest life selling used books from his garage in suburban Canton. But it was not until a few days ago that he discovered his good name had been used by big business to hawk tacos. Going for "the whole ench...
Airbus SuperJumbo Jet: Osama's frequent flier special !
Europe's new A380 SuperJumbo jet airliner is already causing much concern in large and small airports around the world. The new plane with a wingspan of 262 feet and capable of carrying over 550 passengers is said to have room for such amenities as s...
Titan Blasted with Nuclear Weapons !
WASHINGTON DC (AP) Fearing a surprise attack from the Saturn Titans, the United States has launched pre-emptive nuclear strikes against several key targets on Titan -- a moon of the ringed planet Saturn. At a White House briefing, President George W.