Spoof news stories from Saturday 15 January 2005
Jesus Entering Fewer Hearts This Year
Explaining that he was "tired of saying yes to every loser with his you-know-what in a wringer," the Lord God Jesus Christ announced yesterday that he would enter fewer hearts this year. "Don't write a check with your behavior that you can't cas...
Kobe Bryant Amputation?
LOS ANGELES (AP) Doctors treating L.A. Lakers basketball star Kobe Bryant for a sprained ankle are now considering amputation. "The sprained ankle is much worse than we first thought," said Dr. Justin Hackett at a news conference. "Usu...