Spoof news stories from Thursday 13 January 2005
Renowned Art Historian Sacked over Death Threat
MoMA agrees to buy chocolate milk stained Pollock, gives struggling family lifetime membership...
Harry goose-steps into trouble
Prince Harry has been ordered by his superiors to apologise to the public after the publication of a photograph showing him wearing a swastika armband, holding a spliff in one hand and a glass of absinthe in the other.
Harry Starts Fascist Fashion Craze
Nazi regalia - it's the new fashion craze that's hit the Western world like a blitzkrieg.
Prince Harry Becomes Icon for Right Wing Youth
England has breathed a sigh of relief at finally being let out of the right wing closet thanks to the courage of young Prince Harry.
Iraqi Elections Moved to Ohio
President Bush announced yesterday that the Iraqi elections scheduled for January 30 will be held in Ohio.
Queen's Nazi Youth League Ball 'Jammy Success'
LONDON (Rotters) - London's social season opened with a palpable bang at the Queen's First Annual Nazi Youth League Ball. The affair, held at Buckingham Palace, drew senior royals and sycophants alike and lasted until dawn.