Spoof news stories from Monday 10 January 2005
Mariah Carey Vows to Be More Annoying in 2005
Superdiva Mariah Carey, 34, vowed to regain the Associated Press Most Annoying Celebrity title, an honor that has gone to younger performers the last three years. "We owe it to our fans and most of all to the inner me," said Carey, who revealed that...
Tesco Announces End to Freshness
Tesco announced today that from next Monday it will no longer keep up the pretence of selling fresh items.