Spoof news stories from Sunday 6 February 2005
Pope Clamors for Retirement, Decries Vatican "Sweatshop Practices"
VATICAN CITY --- Sources close to Pope John Paul II have revealed that the pontiff has been begging Vatican officials to be released from his official duties that he may enter retirement. However, the governing council remains adamant in its position...
Immigrant Gymnasts To Flood UK
Home Secretary Charles Clarke is planning to use a points system to decide whether asylum seekers should be allowed to remain in the United Kingdom.
Screen Actors Guild Honors James Garner with 3rd Lifetime Achievement Award
LOS ANGELES - The Screen Actors Guild (SAG) paid tribute to James Garner, 76, last night by presenting him with a record third lifetime achievement award "in recognition of his continued excellence in crafting humorous but ultimately forgettable per...