Funny story:  Pasta Replacing Botox

Pasta Replacing Botox

With the recent disclosures that Vioxx may cause heart attack, stroke, death and other side effects - prompting one to ask: Side effects? What's left? Definitely going straight to hell? No virgins, ice cream or chocolate pudding? - questions abou...
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Funny story:  Iraq Votes Counted, Saddam Hussein Declared Write-In Winner

Iraq Votes Counted, Saddam Hussein Declared Write-In Winner

After totaling the votes following the first democratic Iraq election in over fifty years, officials have declared Saddam Hussein the uncontested winner for position of "President and Supreme Ruler." Despite not being on the ballot, the former dicta...
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Funny story:  Brown Recommends New System for Britain

Brown Recommends New System for Britain

LONDON (AP) - Chancellor Gordon Brown has made it plain that he does not see Tony Blair's vision of "unremitting New Labour" as being "right" for a modern Britain.
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh Vows to Knock Out Million Dollar Baby

Rush Limbaugh Vows to Knock Out Million Dollar Baby

HOLLYWOOD - Calling Clint Eastwood's brilliant but utterly depressing boxing movie, Million Dollar Baby, "a shot to the shorts, morally," radio talk show host and former ESPN broadcaster Rush Limbaugh is leading a crusade against the "evil, insidious...
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Funny story:  SPCA Rescues 250 Pug Dog Figurines

SPCA Rescues 250 Pug Dog Figurines

CHADDS FORD, Penn. - Acting on a tip from a local animal rights activist, police and SPCA officers raided the home of longtime pug figurine collector Dotsie Kerrigan, 67, yesterday. As horrified neighbors in the exclusive development of Chadds Ford K...
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Funny story:  Editorial: Why does everyone hate me?

Editorial: Why does everyone hate me?

One of the questions that I often ask myself is why everyone hates me. I mean, sure I can be obnoxious at times but am I really worse than anyone else? It seems that people just enjoy hating me. I mean, the other day, my friend, at least I think he’s my friend, just came up and punched me on the shoulder multiple times in the snow. You’d think he’d take the snowball joke. It was only one little sn...
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