Spoof news stories from Saturday 26 February 2005
Michael Jackson and Robert Blake Form Celebrity Trial Cartel
Celebrities Michael Jackson and Robert Blake have formed a cartel to control the flow of media coverage of celebrity trials. The Organization of Prosecuted Entertainment Celebrities (OPEC) will set quotas on the level of media exposure permitted for...
BNFL "loses" nuclear reactor
British Nuclear Fuels PLC yesterday admitted to a Special Parliamentary Committee that they had "lost" a full-size nuclear reactor from their facility at Dounreay, Scotland.