Funny story:  US Mars mission cancelled, "confusion" blamed

US Mars mission cancelled, "confusion" blamed

America's problematic "Man on Mars" project was finally cancelled yesterday, just over a year after President George W. Bush had announced it to a stunned space community.
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Funny story:  George W. Bush is Human Clone

George W. Bush is Human Clone

A team of geneticists from Princeton University yesterday claimed to have proved "beyond reasonable doubt" that President George W Bush is in fact the world's first cloned human being. The team spent six months laboriously cross-checkin...
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Funny story:  Top Shrink:  I Was Wrong About Foxhunting

Top Shrink: I Was Wrong About Foxhunting

Doctor William Harben, one of the Government's advisors on the foxhunting bill, today admitted that he may have been wrong about the harmful psychological effects of foxhunting on hunt members.
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Funny story:  Decommissioning Breakthrough

Decommissioning Breakthrough

In an unprecedented move, the IRA has agreed to decommission up to 500 shillelaghs by the end of 2015. The shillelaghs, believed to have been a gift from Colonel Gaddafi in the 1980's, will be chopped up by a group of neutral Canadian lumberjacks...
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Funny story:  Suit Would Force F.D.A. to Deregulate Added Salt

Suit Would Force F.D.A. to Deregulate Added Salt

WASHINGTON, Feb. 24 - The Center for Science in the Public Interest filed a lawsuit on Thursday in the United States Court of Appeals here to force the Food and Drug Administration to deregulate sodium in processed foods.
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Funny story:  Stargazers predict Sodom /Gommorah weekend for top Riggs Bank customers

Stargazers predict Sodom /Gommorah weekend for top Riggs Bank customers

Washington D.C. Friday 25 February - (Rioters): Forensic astrologers at the National Jeb Revulsion Laboratory in Tampax, Florida have taken the unprecedented step this weekend of issuing an astro-seismology alert following the discovery of a mass...
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Funny story:  Pope's Tracheotomy Performs First Miracle

Pope's Tracheotomy Performs First Miracle

VATICAN CITY - A 22-year-old nurse at Rome's Gemelli Polyclinic claims to be the first beneficiary of a miracle performed by Pope John Paul II's tracheotomy. Gina Lola Palooza told reporters this morning that she saw "a huge flame" burst from John Pa...
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Funny story:  Anglican rift grows over Powertool row

Anglican rift grows over Powertool row

Anglican leaders have asked the US and Canadian Churches to withdraw from a key council temporarily because of their Failiure to return some electric hedge trimmers. They want the North American Churches to "consider their place within the Angli...
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Funny story:  Vatican reports new Pope Flu case

Vatican reports new Pope Flu case

The Vatican has reported its first case of Pope flu to affect a human in more than three days...
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Funny story:  Ozzy's Son Allowed Jewel Theft to Convince Fans of His Stupidity

Ozzy's Son Allowed Jewel Theft to Convince Fans of His Stupidity

Rocker Ozzy Osbourne's son admitted that he allowed $382,000 in jewelry to be stolen so he could impress fans with his massive stupidity. Jack Osbourne said he felt the only way to compete with his famous father was to "be an even bigger idiot". Th...
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Funny story:  Happy Meal Not So Happy After All

Happy Meal Not So Happy After All

In news likely to astonish the entire fast food eating population, The McDonald's Happy Meal has revealed that it is not so "happy" after all. In an exclusive warts-and-all interview given to the magazine, Fast Food Monthly, Hamburger, Regular Fries,...
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