Spoof news stories from Thursday 17 February 2005
Spoof writer realizes it's no joke
USP (United Spoof Press)- Reports that a writer for a hot website dedicated for hosting fake news reports, The Non-News Network, has finally realized that George W. Bush is Truly the president. Ewrin D. Carlson Who goes by the writer pseudoname, Dir...
Carrot Cake
You’ve had it happen once, haven’t you? The day seems to be going perfect, when, for some unknown reason, a moment occurs and you wish that something, anything would happen to pull you from that moment? That time arose to me not no more than one half hour previous to this moment. It was unbearable.
I was at my local twenty-four hour diner, where the demented drunks wallow in pig fat, the el...
Jennifer Lopez Cancels European Tour After Being Sickened by Grammy Performance
LONDON - Disappointed fans grumbled last night in Leicester Square after learning that Jennifer Lopez had cancelled her appearance at the UK charity premiere of her new movie, Shall We Dance? The gravity-defying actress and singer cancelled at the la...
Michael Jackson Leaves Hospital in a Huff
SANTA MARIA, Calif. - Shortly after dangling a white-and-red teddy bear from his fourth floor hospital room window, Michael Jackson reappeared at the window in a surgical gown and mask, holding a sign that read, "I love more." Then he was gone, a mer...
Snow White Files for Divorce
Snow White, famed for appearing in a children's classic fairy tale, has officially filed for divorce from the Prince. This comes after reports of the Prince being linked with a bevvy of beauties including Australian pop sensation Kylie Minogue as...
Terri Smith Creates Terri's Mod To Rival Popular Garry's Mod
Half-Life 2 fan Terri Smith announced today that she hopes to release a modification called Terri's Mod to rival the popular Garry's Mod by Garry Newman. At press time, Terri told us she plans to have the modification, set to be released some...