Spoof news stories from Monday 14 February 2005
The Illuminati Orders Takeout
Deep within a secret one world governmental complex, those who run the major world governments are having trouble...ordering Chinese takeout. The Illuminati, the super secret organization that runs the world, also struggles with the weekly ritualisti...
Dogs of War on Terror
Plans proposed by the Home Secretary, Charles Clarke, to reclassify detained terrorist suspects as house dogs for the disabled was not an...
Labour General Election 2005 Manifesto
Government
In the first week following election, the Labour Party will pass laws making it illegal in all future elections to vote for any party other than Labour.
It's Not All Roses On Valentine's Day
With St Valentine's Day once again on the horizon - spare a thought for the Bohinj area in Slovenia where February 14 is a day not only dedicated to the heart but also to brutal honesty.
Grammy Awards Surprise for President Bush's Daughters
LOS ANGELES - Agents of the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) had a surprise for first twins Jenna and Barbara Bush at the 47th annual Grammy Award show last night. As the girls were chatting backstage with U2's Bono, they were approac...
Growing up with Playboy
When I was a young girl of ten and scrounging between the couch cushions for wayward change, I discovered my first issue of Playboy Magazine. Of course I opened it. I saw my first pair of double-Ds the day I opened it.
I saw who Barbie really was.
Prince Charles, Camilla Wedding Off
The BBC reported today, that the rose petal road to everlasting happiness with the announced engagement and impending April wedding between Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles, has developed a major pothole. Presented with a thirty page prenupti...