There were 161 spoof news stories published in February 2005. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story:  George Bush Busted!

George Bush Busted!

"THE RANCH" CRAWFORD, TEXAS (AP) Local law enforcement officers seized a large quantity of marijuana from the ranch owned by President George Bush. In an early morning raid, undercover officers swooped into the old ranch house, whi...
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Funny story:  First Lady Laura Bush Looking Buff

First Lady Laura Bush Looking Buff

WASHINGTON (AP) Wherever First Lady Laura Bush travels these days, people are remarking at how wonderful she looks. Visitors to the White House have noticed quite a change in Laura Bush's appearance. "She looks so… uh… healthy!&quo...
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Funny story:  Hunter Thompson Suicide Note Found

Hunter Thompson Suicide Note Found

ASPEN - Hunter S. Thompson, who fatally shot himself at his Colorado home Sunday night, left behind a 352-page suicide note, say Aspen police. According to the note, which will be published in book form by Rolling Stone early next week, Thomps...
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Funny story:  "Bedtime with Michael Jackson" - appearing on PBS

"Bedtime with Michael Jackson" - appearing on PBS

MARYLAND (AP) Public Broadcasting Service announced this week that PBS stations would start carrying a new children's show called "Bedtime with Michael Jackson". "We felt like we had to pick up the slack in our children's p...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Visits Paris Hilton in Hospital

Michael Jackson Visits Paris Hilton in Hospital

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) The large crowd of people gathered in front of San Francisco General Hospital hoping to get in to visit Paris Hilton swelled to thousands more as word got out that entertainer Michael Jackson was up on the third floor visiting his...
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Funny story:  Prince Charles launches best man competition

Prince Charles launches best man competition

Prince Charles is out to capture his people's hearts when he weds Camilla Parker Bowles in April by offering up the coveted role of best man to every male UK citizen.
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Funny story:  Woman offers first-born child for Gmail account

Woman offers first-born child for Gmail account

TENNESSEE - Nashville resident Vida Mae Bakerstrue posted yesterday on GmailSwap.com that she would trade her first-born child for a Gmail invitation.
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Funny story:  President Bush Asks Army Mud Wrestler to Return Purple Heart

President Bush Asks Army Mud Wrestler to Return Purple Heart

WASHINGTON - President George W. Bush has asked Private Deanna Allen, the winsome Camp Bucca flasher, to return the purple heart she has been wearing on the army's mud wrestling circuit in Iraq. Allen, who wrestles in the D-cup class, wears the medal...
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Funny story:  Gay Prostitute Sticks it to George W. Bush

Gay Prostitute Sticks it to George W. Bush

The flap over the White House allowing James Guckert, the Gay Escort and Conservative Christian White House reporter formerly known as Jeff Gannon, into it's daily press briefings continues. It will be remembered that reporter really wishes that he...
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Funny story:  Rolling Stones to Perform at Prince Charles' Wedding

Rolling Stones to Perform at Prince Charles' Wedding

LONDON - In what cynics are calling a transparent attempt to "do a Viagra on a couple of sagging careers," Prince Charles announced this morning that the Rolling Stones will headline at his wedding to Camilla Parker Bowles on April 8. The ceremony, w...
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Funny story:  Google stock splits with announcement of broadcast venture

Google stock splits with announcement of broadcast venture

Mountain View, CA - Google, the Internet's premier search engine, today announced plans to enter the broadcast market with the Google Broadcasting Company (GBC), and investors were delighted to witness an immediate stock split following news o...
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Funny story:  George W. Bush is Human Clone

George W. Bush is Human Clone

A team of geneticists from Princeton University yesterday claimed to have proved "beyond reasonable doubt" that President George W Bush is in fact the world's first cloned human being. The team spent six months laboriously cross-checkin...
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Funny story:  Prince Charles, Camilla Wedding Off

Prince Charles, Camilla Wedding Off

The BBC reported today, that the rose petal road to everlasting happiness with the announced engagement and impending April wedding between Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles, has developed a major pothole. Presented with a thirty page prenupti...
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Funny story:  Camilla Parker Bowles shows true face

Camilla Parker Bowles shows true face

London, England - This week Prince Charles revealed his April wedding plans to long time mattress (oh, I mean mistress!) Camilla Parker Bowles, disregarding any negative opinions about the match expressed by other members of the Royal family, and fam...
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Funny story:  Astronomers Find Absolutely Nothing.

Astronomers Find Absolutely Nothing.

Astronomers say they have discovered an object that appears to be nothing at all made almost entirely of dark matter.
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Funny story:  Labour General Election 2005 Manifesto

Labour General Election 2005 Manifesto

Government In the first week following election, the Labour Party will pass laws making it illegal in all future elections to vote for any party other than Labour.
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Funny story:  Apple's Secret New Computer

Apple's Secret New Computer

CUPERTINO, CA (AP) Apple Computer is working on a completely new computer. It is rumored that the new design will completely revolutionize the computer industry. Few people have been able to glance at the new machine, but those that have are complet...
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Funny story:  Camilla Parker Bowles to Launch Her Own Cosmetics Line

Camilla Parker Bowles to Launch Her Own Cosmetics Line

LONDON - Camilla Parker Bowles and Revlon International announced yesterday that Feel Like a Duchess, a cosmetics line inspired by Mrs Parker Bowles, will be available in stores this summer. Featuring a full array of quality personal-care-and-groomin...
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Funny story:  Pope Idol 2005

Pope Idol 2005

With the hints made by the Vatican today of the potential retirement of Pope John Paul due to his numerous health problems, the council...
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Funny story:  Terri Smith Creates Terri's Mod To Rival Popular Garry's Mod

Terri Smith Creates Terri's Mod To Rival Popular Garry's Mod

Half-Life 2 fan Terri Smith announced today that she hopes to release a modification called Terri's Mod to rival the popular Garry's Mod by Garry Newman. At press time, Terri told us she plans to have the modification, set to be released some...
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Funny story:  George W. Bush to Request New Dollar Design

George W. Bush to Request New Dollar Design

WASHINGTON - President George W. Bush told reporters yesterday that he plans to request a new dollar design from the White House's graphic arts department.
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Funny story:  Nazi Party Rejects Jacko's Membership Bid

Nazi Party Rejects Jacko's Membership Bid

WASHINGTON, DC --- Officials at the American Nazi Party's national headquarters today announced they rejected former pop star and accused pedophile Michael Jackson's membership application not because of his race, but on grounds of "moral turpitude".
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Funny story:  Corey Feldman Hops a Ride on Michael Jackson's Train

Corey Feldman Hops a Ride on Michael Jackson's Train

LOS ANGELES - Corey Feldman is the latest burned out, former child star to hitch a ride on the Gravy Train, apparently one of the favorite amusements at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. Feldman told 20/20's Martin Bashir in an exclusive interview r...
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Funny story:  Paul McCartney in Bra for Super Bowl Halftime Gig

Paul McCartney in Bra for Super Bowl Halftime Gig

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Sir Paul McCartney said he didn't mind a jot having to wear a bra during his Super Bowl halftime show. "We used to wear ‘em on stage now and again during our Hamburg club days," said the former Beatle. "But that was more than for...
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Funny story:  Geriatric Foreplay

Geriatric Foreplay

Let me begin by saying I have a wonderful, thoughtful, kind and considerate, husband whom I adore. I am a woman pushing sixty with a few health problems, and my dear husband asks me how I feel every single day. A while ago I noticed there were certain days when he asked how I was feeling four or five times in the space of an hour. Initially this perplexed me, but I eventually figured it o...
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Funny story:  Disney signs Cannes winner Michael Moore to direct ABC Celebrity Wife Swap

Disney signs Cannes winner Michael Moore to direct ABC Celebrity Wife Swap

ORLANDO - Disney Studios, producer of the upcoming ABC reality show, Wife Swap, is currently in production with another program that could well capture a lion's share of Neilson ratings: Celebrity Wife Swap.
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Candy Bar Introduced by Godiva Chocolatier

Michael Jackson Candy Bar Introduced by Godiva Chocolatier

SANTA MARIA, Calif. - Michael Jackson's recuperation in the children's ward of a California hospital should be sweetened by the news that Godiva Chocolatier is introducing a candy bar inspired by the King of Pop. Called Candy, Little Boy? the...
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Funny story:  Scientists Discover New Connections Between Dogs, Opera, Beets, and Ovens

Scientists Discover New Connections Between Dogs, Opera, Beets, and Ovens

New York, NY--Scientists at a major teaching hospital here today reported not one but two scientific findings that they hope will propel them to the front of the line for a Nobel Prize and provide them with lifetime free tickets to Lincoln Center.
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Funny story:  Man Offers Butt For Advertising On eBay

Man Offers Butt For Advertising On eBay

Advertising on human bodies hit rock bottom yesterday when a 44-year-old US man offered ad space on his derriere to the highest bidder on the website eBay.
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Funny story:  Snubbed Top Brass Demotes Iraq Mud Wrestlers

Snubbed Top Brass Demotes Iraq Mud Wrestlers

CAMP BUCCA, IRAQ --- After their harrowing tour of duty in Iraq, only days away from going home, the men and women of Camp Bucca, Iraq, felt like blowing off a little steam. Now, the Guard unit stands shamed, and the soldiers have mud on their faces.
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Funny story:  Conservative Christian Groups Saddened By Liberals Treatment Of George W. Bush's Gay Prostitute

Conservative Christian Groups Saddened By Liberals Treatment Of George W. Bush's Gay Prostitute

Conservative Christian Groups are reportedly "shocked and saddened" by the treatment fellow Gay Conservative Republican Jeff Gannon is receiving from the Liberal Press. Mr. Gannon, whose real name is James Guckert, has recently been the target of num...
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Funny story:  Dolly scientist gets license to clone Parton, American Idol rushes to host results

Dolly scientist gets license to clone Parton, American Idol rushes to host results

EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - Iam Wilmut, the man responsible for the successful cloning of Dolly the sheep announced he has secured the rights to clone human embryos of country music legend, Dolly Parton.
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Funny story:  Grammy Awards Surprise for President Bush's Daughters

Grammy Awards Surprise for President Bush's Daughters

LOS ANGELES - Agents of the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) had a surprise for first twins Jenna and Barbara Bush at the 47th annual Grammy Award show last night. As the girls were chatting backstage with U2's Bono, they were approac...
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Funny story:  First Lady Distributes Fruitcakes in Germany

First Lady Distributes Fruitcakes in Germany

RAMSTEIN AIR BASE, Germany -- First Lady Laura Bush, hoping to do for the fruitcake what she did for the Lane Bryant pants suit, has launched a campaign to restore the image of the much maligned dessert. She began that campaign yesterday when she vis...
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Funny story:  Da Vinci Code Sequel Revealed

Da Vinci Code Sequel Revealed

Literary legend, phenomenon and number one best selling author Dan Brown today unveiled the plot of the sequel to his historically successful novel "The Da Vinci Code". Fans will be pleased to hear that the erudite Robert Langdon return...
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Funny story:  Bugs Bunny - "Hey Doc, Maybe You Oughta' be Eatin' Some Carrots Too!"

Bugs Bunny - "Hey Doc, Maybe You Oughta' be Eatin' Some Carrots Too!"

HOLLYWOOD (AP) The world's foremost authority on carrots is hardly surprised by the news out of Europe this morning. A report from researchers at the University of Newcastle upon Tyne in England and the University of Southern from Denmark reveals tha...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Lopez Cancels European Tour After Being Sickened by Grammy Performance

Jennifer Lopez Cancels European Tour After Being Sickened by Grammy Performance

LONDON - Disappointed fans grumbled last night in Leicester Square after learning that Jennifer Lopez had cancelled her appearance at the UK charity premiere of her new movie, Shall We Dance? The gravity-defying actress and singer cancelled at the la...
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Funny story:  Darth Tater Escapes Root Cellar; Wreaking Havoc Across Countryside !

Darth Tater Escapes Root Cellar; Wreaking Havoc Across Countryside !

PAWTUCKET, RI (AP) Rhode Island State Police were called in to investigate a break out at Hasbro, Inc. According to Hasbro security officials, Darth Tater broke out of the company's potato bin in the middle of the night. Toymaker Hasbro is the ma...
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Funny story:  Iraq Votes Counted, Saddam Hussein Declared Write-In Winner

Iraq Votes Counted, Saddam Hussein Declared Write-In Winner

After totaling the votes following the first democratic Iraq election in over fifty years, officials have declared Saddam Hussein the uncontested winner for position of "President and Supreme Ruler." Despite not being on the ballot, the former dicta...
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Funny story:  Mobile Phone Virus Found in US

Mobile Phone Virus Found in US

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Cabir, the first in-the-wild mobile phone virus discovered in the United States, is set to wreak havoc on the lives of teen-agers, SUV drivers, and text-messaging office workers across the land. Appearing on "Meet the P...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson and Robert Blake Form Celebrity Trial Cartel

Michael Jackson and Robert Blake Form Celebrity Trial Cartel

Celebrities Michael Jackson and Robert Blake have formed a cartel to control the flow of media coverage of celebrity trials. The Organization of Prosecuted Entertainment Celebrities (OPEC) will set quotas on the level of media exposure permitted for...
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Funny story:  Pope John Paul's Latest Book Is a Shocking Tell-All

Pope John Paul's Latest Book Is a Shocking Tell-All

VATICAN CITY - Described as Joan Rivers meets Howard Stern's Private Parts, Pope John Paul II's latest book, Is the Pope Catholic?, is a rollicking tell-all that contains startling revelations about the world leaders and celebrities the...
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Funny story:  Fox Hunting Ban Tested by Riders in Drag

Fox Hunting Ban Tested by Riders in Drag

EDGEHILL, England - The controversial fox hunting ban that threatens to divide England like nothing since Margaret Thatcher was skirted merrily yesterday when countless people flocked to the countryside to see fox hunters in drag riding sidesaddle ov...
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Funny story:  The President and the Prostitute- The George W Bush and Jeff Gannon Story: Part III

The President and the Prostitute- The George W Bush and Jeff Gannon Story: Part III

In the latest (and hopefully final) twist in the Jeff Gannon/ James Guckert story, or ‘The Gift That Keeps on Giving' as most satirical websites prefer to think of it, Mr. Guckert is reportedly considering legal action against the Liberal web blogger...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Exposes Buttock at Superbowl Halftime

Michael Jackson Exposes Buttock at Superbowl Halftime

JACKSONVILLE, FL --- Superbowl Security failed to react quickly enough as former superstar and accused pedophile Michael Jackson raced across Alltel Stadium's football field to the fifty yard line. Then, in full view of the nearly 80,000 terrified st...
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Funny story:  Sarah Jessica Parker Launches Scent of a Woman Fragrance

Sarah Jessica Parker Launches Scent of a Woman Fragrance

NEW YORK - Former "Sex and the City" star Sarah Jessica Parker has thrown her veteran pheromones into the celebrity perfume ring. Parker, 39, recently inked a seven-figure deal with Coty Inc. to develop Scent of a Woman fragrance.
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Funny story:  Third Secret of Fatima: Pretender to Throne picks April 1st

Third Secret of Fatima: Pretender to Throne picks April 1st

Royal Soothsayers Office, Tower of London; Saturday 12 February 2005 - (Associated Mess): A flurry of frenzied activity has descended on the Ancient Heraldic Order of Seers, Stargazers and Interpreters of the Splayed Royal Entrails this weekend fo...
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh Vows to Knock Out Million Dollar Baby

Rush Limbaugh Vows to Knock Out Million Dollar Baby

HOLLYWOOD - Calling Clint Eastwood's brilliant but utterly depressing boxing movie, Million Dollar Baby, "a shot to the shorts, morally," radio talk show host and former ESPN broadcaster Rush Limbaugh is leading a crusade against the "evil, insidious...
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Funny story:  Sheep Cloning Scientist  Takes Another Poke at Dolly !

Sheep Cloning Scientist Takes Another Poke at Dolly !

LONDON (REUTERS) The British scientist who created Dolly the sheep -- a clone that shocked the animal world -- has begun trying to clone a human embryo. Ian Wilmut is conducting therapeutic cloning at the Roslin Institute, near Edinburgh. Professor W...
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Funny story:  Nuclear sub destroyed by mobile phone, says White House

Nuclear sub destroyed by mobile phone, says White House

Nuclear emergency teams were last night still desperately scouring the sea bed for nuclear material from the USS Nevada, which was inadvertently sunk last night in the Indian Ocean by local fishermen using mobile phones.
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Funny story:  Snow White Files for Divorce

Snow White Files for Divorce

Snow White, famed for appearing in a children's classic fairy tale, has officially filed for divorce from the Prince. This comes after reports of the Prince being linked with a bevvy of beauties including Australian pop sensation Kylie Minogue as...
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Funny story:  Blair gives Order of Merit to Osama

Blair gives Order of Merit to Osama

Sandringham House, Norfolk, New Year's Day 2005 (Rioters) - Her Majesty the Queen is tonight said to be "hopping mad" at the recently announced news that Prime Minister Tony Blair has given Osama Bin Laden the Order of Merit in the New...
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Funny story:  Growing up with Playboy

Growing up with Playboy

When I was a young girl of ten and scrounging between the couch cushions for wayward change, I discovered my first issue of Playboy Magazine. Of course I opened it. I saw my first pair of double-Ds the day I opened it. I saw who Barbie really was.
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Funny story:  Ozzy Osbourne to head United Nations

Ozzy Osbourne to head United Nations

UNITED NATIONS (AP) - The United Nations' chief of staff Mark Malloch Brown announced that significant changes, both cultural and structural, would soon take place at the scandal-ridden United Nations. Brown said, "the endemic corruption...
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Funny story:  Tendulkar fans dumbfounded by shocking revelations

Tendulkar fans dumbfounded by shocking revelations

Mumbai: Cricket fans accross India have been stunned by revelations from Dholki.com (an Indian media organization , specializing in tantalizing and embarrassing exposures of the rich, famous and the plain ugly ) that Sachin Tendulkar, India's mast...
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Funny story:  Hallmark Condemns Valentine's Day Internet Suicide Pact

Hallmark Condemns Valentine's Day Internet Suicide Pact

WASHINGTON - The Hallmark Corporation has asked the Department of Homeland Security to declare a code red for Valentine's Day following the discovery of an Internet suicide pact scheduled for Monday February 14. The pact, which is known to involve at...
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Funny story:  US Mars mission cancelled, "confusion" blamed

US Mars mission cancelled, "confusion" blamed

America's problematic "Man on Mars" project was finally cancelled yesterday, just over a year after President George W. Bush had announced it to a stunned space community.
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Funny story:  Tilting trains now flushed with pride

Tilting trains now flushed with pride

Rail passengers are enjoying the experience of Britain's first state-of-the-art tilting trains.
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Funny story:  North Korea Test Fires New Missile

North Korea Test Fires New Missile

PYONGYANG (AP) North Korean news agencies report that a missile was launched early this morning. Pyongyang officials boasted that the new missile was capable of reaching anywhere on earth while carrying the latest nuclear warhead in their arsenal. Th...
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Funny story:  Hearts are leading cause of heart disease, study finds

Hearts are leading cause of heart disease, study finds

A study conducted over the past 55 years has come to a close as doctors Timothy Webber and James Seul discovered today that hearts are the leading cause of various forms of heart disease.
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Funny story:  Political Conservatives Deem Food Pyramid as Heathen Form

Political Conservatives Deem Food Pyramid as Heathen Form

(IRRP)- Political conservatives all over Washington have started to ban together, forming an informal coalition, to ban the use of the Food Pyramid. The Pyramid which has been in use since the 1960's, has gone under revision several times, is on...
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Funny story:  Scotland -The Perfect Asylum

Scotland -The Perfect Asylum

Scottish first minister and champion of the platform shoe, wee Jock Mcnumptie, today outlined plans to tackle Scotland's imminent population crisis.
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Funny story:  L. Paul Bremer "misplaces" $9 Billion in Iraq

L. Paul Bremer "misplaces" $9 Billion in Iraq

(Baghdad) Spoof International News. Paul Bremer, recent recipient of the Presidential medal of Freedom, was caught unawares last week after receiving the results of an audit completed on his stewardship of Iraqi funds while he was Chief Administrato...
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Funny story:  More Bush Tapes Revealed

More Bush Tapes Revealed

WASHINGTON - Doug Wead, who secretly taped nine hours of phone conversations with George W. Bush, told The New York Times yesterday, "There's more where those came from." Wead, a former Amway distributor and Assemblies of God minister, said th...
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Funny story:  Piglet Is Dead - Assumed Murdered

Piglet Is Dead - Assumed Murdered

Christipher, the local insane boy who believed a family pig from the farm was sentient finally snapped back into reality and butchered the creature who he dubbed Piglet.
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Funny story:  Camilla: People's Stepmother

Camilla: People's Stepmother

Eager to be part of the wedding festivities, while desperate to maintain a high political profile (and as far away from the Iraq war as possible) in his 'Meet the People' campaign for the May election, Tony Blair suggested and agreed to walk...
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Funny story:  Charles To Marry Camilla

Charles To Marry Camilla

Prince Charles is finally set to marry the woman he's been having secret sex sessions with for over thirty years says Clarence the Horse.
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Funny story:  'Scientists take Royal D.N.A.'

'Scientists take Royal D.N.A.'

"The Princess is dead long live the Princess"...
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Funny story:  Hilton Hacked, Thompson Commits Suicide

Hilton Hacked, Thompson Commits Suicide

ASPEN - Unable to bear the ignominy of seeing his private telephone number and e-mail address, which he had given to Paris Hilton last year, posted all over the Web, gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson fatally shot himself at his Colorado home on Sun...
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Funny story:  Condoleezza Rice Tour Is a Sellout

Condoleezza Rice Tour Is a Sellout

WASHINGTON - Ticketmaster reports "there isn't a seat left anywhere" on the seven-stop Condoleezza Rice "You're Not Gonna Believe This" tour, which opens in London's Royal Albert Hall tonight. The tour-sponsored by Haliburton, Wal-Mart, the Southern...
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Funny story:  God Reveals Details of Medical Clearance for Terrell Owens

God Reveals Details of Medical Clearance for Terrell Owens

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Following the Philadelphia Eagles loss to the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl, the Lord God the Father Almighty admitted that He had cleared Eagles wide receiver Terrell Owens to play in the game. "For sure I was busy last...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Leaves Hospital in a Huff

Michael Jackson Leaves Hospital in a Huff

SANTA MARIA, Calif. - Shortly after dangling a white-and-red teddy bear from his fourth floor hospital room window, Michael Jackson reappeared at the window in a surgical gown and mask, holding a sign that read, "I love more." Then he was gone, a mer...
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Funny story:  Senna heads testing times

Senna heads testing times

The exhumed body of three times Formula 1 World Champion Ayrton Senna topped testing times today at the Jerez circuit in Spain. Riding a rust unicycle the Brazilian lapped the circuit in 1 minute exactly, bettering false champion Micheal Schumacher&#...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Dance-Floored By Flu

Michael Jackson Dance-Floored By Flu

SANTA MARIA. Calif. (AP) - Pop superstar Michael Jackson has been rushed to hospital with flu, delaying the jury selection process in his trial on child molestation charges.
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Funny story:  Sharon Stone In Sophie's Choice Remake

Sharon Stone In Sophie's Choice Remake

In a venture to change movie history and capitalize on popular current films, Hollywood executives have decided to remake some semi contemporary classics such as Sophie's Choice, which will star Sharon Stone and conversely cast Meryl Streep in B...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Jury About As Black As Michael

Michael Jackson Jury About As Black As Michael

SANTA MARIA, Calif. -- The twelve people who will decide whether Michael Jackson did indeed ply a thirteen-year-old former cancer patient with Mogen David 20/20 and erotic-shaped gummy bears is a jury of Michael's peers in one significant way: none o...
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Funny story:  Chuck Yeager Driving School

Chuck Yeager Driving School

Retired Air Force General Charles "Chuck" Yeager, first man to break the sound barrier, grounded from flying because of his age, has opened a student driving school.
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Funny story:  Nothing Beats a Timex

Nothing Beats a Timex

East Otis, Massachusetts, in the foothills of the Berkshire Mountains, is the kind of place that can be seen only from the air. Some wags—especially those who enjoy a little night life, ethnic food, and cable television—have observed that from the air is the only way to see East Otis. There is a reservoir, which everyone calls a lake, in East Otis; and my wife's parents used to have a cottage—...
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Funny story:  Editorial: Why does everyone hate me?

Editorial: Why does everyone hate me?

One of the questions that I often ask myself is why everyone hates me. I mean, sure I can be obnoxious at times but am I really worse than anyone else? It seems that people just enjoy hating me. I mean, the other day, my friend, at least I think he’s my friend, just came up and punched me on the shoulder multiple times in the snow. You’d think he’d take the snowball joke. It was only one little sn...
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton Collapses, Conspiracy Blamed

Hillary Clinton Collapses, Conspiracy Blamed

(Rotters) -- Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton collapsed under the weight of her own monumental sense of self-importance during a luncheon speech Monday in upstate New York.
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Funny story:  President Bush's Image Revered as Religious Icon

President Bush's Image Revered as Religious Icon

A medical photograph taken with the latest Ham-corder™ technology reveals an imprint of President George W. Bush's face on former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani's prostate. The startling photo (right), stolen from the office of a board-certi...
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Funny story:  Condoleezza Rice Beats Hillary Clinton in Mock Election

Condoleezza Rice Beats Hillary Clinton in Mock Election

WASHINGTON - If the next presidential election were held today, the United States would be waking up with its first black woman president who had been abducted by aliens. This according to the results of the Weekly World News' Election 2008, w...
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Funny story:  Carrot Cake

Carrot Cake

You’ve had it happen once, haven’t you? The day seems to be going perfect, when, for some unknown reason, a moment occurs and you wish that something, anything would happen to pull you from that moment? That time arose to me not no more than one half hour previous to this moment. It was unbearable. I was at my local twenty-four hour diner, where the demented drunks wallow in pig fat, the el...
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Funny story:  Guinness Challenges Four-Year-Old Boy's Driving Claim

Guinness Challenges Four-Year-Old Boy's Driving Claim

LONDON - Guinness World Records has challenged a four-year-old boy's claim that he is the youngest person ever to take his mother's car and drive it to a video store in the middle of the night. "Our preliminary investigation suggests that this lad ma...
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Funny story:  The Illuminati Orders Takeout

The Illuminati Orders Takeout

Deep within a secret one world governmental complex, those who run the major world governments are having trouble...ordering Chinese takeout. The Illuminati, the super secret organization that runs the world, also struggles with the weekly ritualisti...
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton Denies She Is Carrying Tucker Carlson's Love Child

Hillary Clinton Denies She Is Carrying Tucker Carlson's Love Child

WASHINGTON - Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton branded as "false and scurrilous" a Fox News report that she had fainted during a speaking engagement in Buffalo, N.Y., yesterday because she is two months' pregnant. The story, posted on the Fox Web site yest...
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Funny story:  Ozzy's Son Allowed Jewel Theft to Convince Fans of His Stupidity

Ozzy's Son Allowed Jewel Theft to Convince Fans of His Stupidity

Rocker Ozzy Osbourne's son admitted that he allowed $382,000 in jewelry to be stolen so he could impress fans with his massive stupidity. Jack Osbourne said he felt the only way to compete with his famous father was to "be an even bigger idiot". Th...
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Funny story:  Pension Crises? Sacre Bleu!

Pension Crises? Sacre Bleu!

It was announced this week that Government investment in pensions has fallen £57 billion pounds below the rate required to provide for the United Kingdom's aging population.
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Funny story:  Conjecture on Future of Humanity

Conjecture on Future of Humanity

The children are not are future, rather it is the cavemen to whom we must look for much needed guidance. For a while, it was pirates who were the subjects of the public’s ever obtrusive eye. Ninjas then grappling-hooked their way to the top of the latter. I still feel they were a bit overrated.
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Funny story:  Mutt Surprise Winner at Westminster

Mutt Surprise Winner at Westminster

The dog world was shocked today when a mutt won the Best in Show award at the prestigious Westminster Kennel Club competition in Madison Square Garden. Delbert, an unheralded multi-breed mix, bested over 160 purebreds to snag the award. The announc...
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Funny story:  Al Qaeda Behind Consumer Terrorism

Al Qaeda Behind Consumer Terrorism

Vigilant consumer watchdogs have foiled a terrorist plot which could have literally brought Britain to its knees.
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Funny story:  Pope Clamors for Retirement, Decries Vatican "Sweatshop Practices"

Pope Clamors for Retirement, Decries Vatican "Sweatshop Practices"

VATICAN CITY --- Sources close to Pope John Paul II have revealed that the pontiff has been begging Vatican officials to be released from his official duties that he may enter retirement. However, the governing council remains adamant in its position...
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Funny story:  World Reacts Harshly to NHL's Cancellation

World Reacts Harshly to NHL's Cancellation

After intense negotiations between the NHL and the NHL Player's Association broke down, the prospect for hockey in the near future seem dim. The cancellation of the National Hockey League's season has caused ripple effects across the world. Whi...
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Funny story:  BNFL "loses" nuclear reactor

BNFL "loses" nuclear reactor

British Nuclear Fuels PLC yesterday admitted to a Special Parliamentary Committee that they had "lost" a full-size nuclear reactor from their facility at Dounreay, Scotland.
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Funny story:  SPCA Rescues 250 Pug Dog Figurines

SPCA Rescues 250 Pug Dog Figurines

CHADDS FORD, Penn. - Acting on a tip from a local animal rights activist, police and SPCA officers raided the home of longtime pug figurine collector Dotsie Kerrigan, 67, yesterday. As horrified neighbors in the exclusive development of Chadds Ford K...
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Funny story:  Brown Recommends New System for Britain

Brown Recommends New System for Britain

LONDON (AP) - Chancellor Gordon Brown has made it plain that he does not see Tony Blair's vision of "unremitting New Labour" as being "right" for a modern Britain.
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Funny story:  USA vs. North Korea. (Global) Warming Up For Armageddon?

USA vs. North Korea. (Global) Warming Up For Armageddon?

Following the publication of a NASA report on a weakened el nino and the proliferation of greenhouse gasses, bookmakers around the world today slashed the odds of global warming becoming the principal cause of the imminent annihilation of the human r...
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Funny story:  Spike Lee's Plans To Direct "Elric" Movies Create Controversy

Spike Lee's Plans To Direct "Elric" Movies Create Controversy

NEW YORK --- Renowned African American filmmaker Spike Lee today announced he has signed a contract with Sony Pictures to direct six movies based on Michael Moorcock's Elric saga. The central hero of this psychologically complex series is Elric of Me...
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