Spoof news stories from Sunday 4 December 2005
Vatican Stay Firm On Paedophile Ordination
The Vatican has drafted new guidelines to reaffirm policy on paedophelia and keeping child molesters and "supporters of paedophile culture" out of the priesthood.
British Surgeons Give Man New Arse
British surgeons have successfully completed the first ever human arse transplant.
US Government to Start No Frills "Torture Airways" Airline and Vacation Service
WASHINGTON (AP)--Under siege over the revelations of thousands of secret CIA "torture flights" of freedom fighters to the many secret torture facilities which the CIA and Pentagon have established around the world, Condoleezza Rice, the American secr...