Spoof news stories from Thursday 29 December 2005
Steroid Abuse Negates World Records, says Konami "Track & Field" Association
The anti-doping committee of the Konami "Track & Field" Association, citing rampant steroid usage amongst its competitors in the early days of competition, has stripped Japanese hexathalon legends EEE, FFF and GGG of the world records they...
Condoleezza Rice Agrees With Cindy Sheehan, Calls George Bush "That Chickenhawk"
WASHINGTON (AP)-Antiwar activist Cindy Sheehan has apparently won the heart of US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, with Rice suddenly agreeing with Sheehan that the US war to grab Iraqi oil was ‘illegal and immoral' on NBC's ‘Meet the Press' duri...