Spoof news stories from Tuesday 20 December 2005
BigMart Greeter Roughed Up
Police were called to a Bigmart store in Vancouver, Washington as the result of a physical disturbance. Officers found one of the store's elderly greeters, who wished to remain anonymous, rubbing Ben Gay into his shoulder and weeping softly. The el...
US Forces Capture Al-Qaeda's 87th Ranking Member
NAJRAN, SAUDI ARABIA- After a search that lasted nearly six weeks, US forces in Saudi Arabia have captured Abbas Al-Hassan, a Saudi native who is widely believed to be the 87th most powerful figure in the Al-Qaeda terror organization. Hassan was ca...
US Border Fence Plan ‘Tacky'; Christo to Rescue
WASHINGTON - The U.S. House of Representatives voted this past Thursday to install 698 miles of fencing along the United States border with Mexico.