Spoof news stories from Monday 12 December 2005
Brain Cancer Linked to Stupidity
The University of California made a not-quite-startling claim today as it released the results of a new study, called "A.S.T.U.P.I.D," or " Are STUpid People Inordinately Detracting?" For at least twelve years, the University has...
ESA scores used Space Shuttle on approval
Moscow (Spoof International News) The Head of the European Space Agency said last Friday that he was ‘confident' that his agency might be able to come up with funding to help out with the tentatively planned design phase and subsequent constru...
Shifting Sands of Radio Bagdad
Today my blood thirsty sons of the desert, I'm extremely excited to air this rare opportunity for you to feel part of our holy jihad. You may have sweet revenge for the invasion of our peaceful land and the humiliation of our loving president Hussai...
Queen unveils majestic new look
She may be The Queen, she may be head of the Commonwealth, she may be 78… but, above all, she's one fine looking lady...
Amazing New GM Alternative Fuel Car!
DETROIT (AP) General Motors announced a stunning new automobile that is bound to revive the fortunes of the recently troubled automaker. "After several quarters of lackluster sales, we think we have a breakthrough new car that will revolutioniz...
White House to Market ‘Constitution Toilet Paper' With Delsey
WASHINGTON (AP)-White House aides are finalizing an agreement to market toilet paper which features excerpts from the US Constitution on each sheet, as ordered by US President George Bush in recent weeks.