Spoof news stories from Thursday 1 December 2005
George Clooney Demands To Be Added To Mount Rushmore
Taking a break from banging supermodels and traveling the French Riviera, George Clooney, star of Batman and Robin, says that he would like to be added to Mount Rushmore.
Your Village Called!! Press Release
VCU Alaska! / Village Credit Union-Alaska!
will now be hosting Quarterly press releases on the YVC Inc website.
Bush Announces ‘Vietnamese' War Victory Strategy
BALTIMORE (AP)-At the Naval Academy here on Wednesday, President George Bush unveiled a strategy paper that he says "sets out the path to eventual victory in the war in south Vietnam" in front of hundreds of puzzled military officers and reporters.
'Stalin Diaries' Unearthed
Diaries thought to have belonged to former Soviet leader Joseph Stalin have been discovered in a chest of drawers belonging to a Ukrainian historian. The journals were unearthed by amateur academic and one-armed car-park attendant Mr. Grigory Rasputa...
Cop tells suspect, FREEZE . . suspect does, dies of Hyperthermia
(THIS PLANET) Scientists call it, "Acquired Suggestibility Syndrome" a rare condition which prevents the human mind from separating fact from fiction. One Phoenix man with this condition died last August when a Phoenix police officer told...