Spoof news stories from Sunday 21 August 2005
Justine Timberlake and Janet Jackson .. One year later
(DRUDGE REPORT) -- While Janet Jackson is signing multi million dollar book, movie and HBO deals, her Super Bowl XXXVIII cohort, Justine Timberlake is rooting around in East LA dumpsters scrounging for his next meal asking "why?"...
Truckers Go the Extra Hour
Bentonville -- In response to the needs of big corporations like Wal-Mart and UPS, this nation's truckers are required to drive as many as 11 hours in a single shift, and be out on the road six days out of seven. But they're not complainin...
Cindy Sheehan: Democratic Party Love Clone
HOLLYWOOD (Maury Povich Show)-Paid for by leftover soft money presidential campaign contributions (estimated to still amount to untold billions) and kickbacks from gasoline price gouging (too much to count), the DNA laboratory proof is now in: Cindy...
Cindy Sheehan Wins Nobel Peace Prize
STOCKHOLM (UPI)-In a massive blow against further warmongering by Republican oil industry puppet US President George W. Bush, Cindy Sheehan has today won the Nobel Peace Prize.
Pope Benedict Urges Muslims to Give Up Their Oil to Christian Corporations Like Exxon Mobil
COLOGNE, Germany (Reuters)-On Saturday, Pope Benedict XVI delivered a blunt message that Islam must give up its oil to America and Christian-Republican oil companies like Exxon Mobil.
Mother Nature Begins Fighting Back
Sarasota -- Scientists point to numerous signs that Mother Nature has begun fighting back in response to the challenges of overpopulation, global warming, and pollution. A Florida woman died today from flesh-eating bactera, a Calgary man of West Nil...
Democratic Party Announces '08 Presidential Candidate
CAPITOL HILL (Hill Watch)-The Democratic party is set to rock the American political world in a precedence-setting bid for the White House. Getting a formidable jump on the lame duck GOP competition for the 2008 presidential election, the Democratic...
Devil Kitty warns Bush - "Impending Doom unless you meet with Cindy"
Homeland Security officials have raised the terror threat color to the level beige after receiving an odd sort of tape purportedly showing a talking demonic "cat" predicting impending doom upon the president if he did not meet with his mist...