Spoof news stories from Thursday 11 August 2005
Texans Now a Minority
Laredo - With the birth of Maria Lopez Montoya at 3:01 a.m. today, Texans are now a minority in this primarily Hispanic state. Over the past twenty years Texas has been flooded with Mexicans, New Mexicans, and Okies crossing its borders, and reprod...
Tiger Woods Upset With Loss at Celebrity Tournament
Apparently, no one told Tiger Woods not to bring his irons, his woods, and his pitching wedge to the 5th annual Hollywood Celebrity Golf Tournament and Tanning Contest. He didn't need his tees, his caddy, or even a golf cart. When Tiger's agent sig...
Paramount Unveils Ideas for the Newest Star Trek Series
The creative department at Paramount studios is desperate for a new series set in the Star Trek universe. Programming executive Rob Swordfish said Monday "Since the 80's, we have had The Next Generation, Deep Space 9, Voyager, and Enterprise on the...
Bush to Send Cindy Sheehan to Abu Ghraib for Torture
CRAWFORD, TX - Cindy Sheehan, who is the mother of Killed In Action soldier Casey Sheehan, has been staging demonstrations near President Bush's Crawford, Texas ranch.
Mormon Fireworks Show Goes off as Unplanned
Spanish Forks -- A mammoth fireworks show to honor Joseph Smith, founder of the LDS church, went off as unplanned Wednesday evening when a truck carrying 35,000 pounds of high explosives caught fire and exploded along Utah Highway 6, near Spanish For...
President of Iran Says He Believes In Peace
Teheran, Iran and somewhere in the Caribbean---In a determined and self-serving effort to deflect foreign criticism of his political maneuvers, manipulations and other devious ploys, the newly minted President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has dusted...