Spoof news stories from Saturday 9 April 2005
Conclave of the College of Cardinals about to Commence
Vatican City-Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger is already getting fed up with his colleagues in the College of Cardinals. "To all of my brother cardinals, I must say this: put a sock in it. Just SHUT UP!"...
Jackson's Neverland Ranch House Demolished.
MICHAEL Jackson's Neverland Ranch House where he molested underaged boys on multiple instances has finally been demolished. Every other part of the ranch will remain.
The pop singer's home was pulled down by bulldozers in just 35 minutes.
It wa...
Media War Over - Witchell to be Bridesmaid
After years of strife betwixt Her Majesties Press and The Royal Household peace has broken out.
Pope- "I was on the grassy knoll"
A sometimes reliable scource inside the Vatican has revealed startling information regarding the dying words of Pope John Paul II ...