Spoof news stories from Saturday 23 April 2005

After Wendy's, Finger Foods Showing Strong Demand in Fast Food Outlets

SAN JOSE, Calif. -- After an initial drop in sales at Wendy's when a finger was reported found in a bowl of chili, sales of finger food at other fast food restaurants have been brisk. McDonalds has hired Anna Ayala to develop several finger fo...

Countdown To World Typing Championship Continues

"Can you believe it's already been a year", says fan...

New Special to Feature Celebrities Fighting to the Death

At 5:00 PM Eastern on Saturday, NBC made a startling and slightly disturbing annoucement that plans have been made for a one-night special in which some of the most famous(and hated) people in the world fight it out in an attempt to kill or be killed...

Bush Blair Molestation Investigation - "Something must be done"

Following the detention of President Bush on allegations that he behaved inappropriately in relation to his conduct with little known British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, investigators have discovered a secret horde of questionable material.

NBA wipes out "Loser Teams" in front of stunned onlookers.

New York -- Commissioner David Stern took his first step today to ensure the future prosperity of the league he governs. In a live press conference from New York City, Stern signed off on what for all intensive purposes was the death of three franchi...