Spoof news stories from Saturday 11 September 2004
Scott Peterson's Dad's Nightmare
Lee Peterson, the father of Scott Peterson on trial for murder, says he is currently living a nightmare. While giving testimony Lee Peterson admitted that he had given Scott $30 000 to put down on a house for Laci. In hindsight he believes that Scott...
Man Jailed For Beating Girlfriend With Alligator
Daytona Beach - A man who swung an alligator at his girlfriend during a fight has been jailed for 6 months. One wonders of course if he really did it or were these just alligations?...
John Kerry Captures Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan
ISLAMABAD. In a mighty strike to the core of infamous terror group Al-Qaeda, Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry , assisted by a small privately contracted army of expert fighters and strategists, captured terrorist leader Osama bin La...
Croc Hunter Becomes Hunted
Crikey! That lovable idiot who defies death was last night taken to Brisbane General Hospital after one of his crocodiles took ate Steve Irwin's pinky finger.