Spoof news stories from Saturday 2 October 2004
Clear, concise speaking and facts shouldn't cloud next debate
(Columbus, Ohio) - President Bush today told a group of supporters at a bus stop rally in Ohio, a key state in the upcoming presidential election, that he wasn't going to allow his challenger's superior command of the English language and the facts h...
Made-up Things are Real, New Study Shows
ZARAGOZA, SPAIN. Researchers at the Istituto di Patafisica Clandestino have made an exciting, though insignificant discovery that imaginary objects, dreamt-up dreams, ruminations, hallucinations, metaphors, abstractions and delusions are actually r...
Tom DeLay Accused of Unethical Behavior: What a Shock
Republican House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, rebuked by a House Ethics Committee at the end of September for pressuring a fellow member of the House of Representatives to switch his vote on a health care bill, may soon face more serious charges if the...
London Grand Prix 2005
With the demise of the Silverstone Grand Prix and the fear that Britain was losing it's Formula 1 race, we are thrilled to be able to cross to Sky's correspondent John James for a report on today's inaugeral London Grand Prix.
Michael Moore In Concert
American polemicist Michael Moore enthralled his large following, members of Fatties Anonymous, with a superb performance at London's Royal Albert Hall. He entered to a standing ovation, either that or his weight pushed the stage down and til...
Michael Moore Attacked by Suicide Bomber
Crawford, TX - Famed movie producer Michael Moore (Fahrenheit 9/11, Bowling for Columbine) was the target of a suicide bomber's attack while shoooting footage for his next documentary style short film, "Cold Dead Hands, Bush and the NRA"...