Spoof news stories from Monday 18 October 2004
Paraguay Joins Iraqi Coalition, Launches PR Blitz
Washington, DC - Today the country of Paraguay announced its support for and participation in the US-led international coalition in Iraq. Plus, in an effort to boost its international popularity, the land-locked South American country has launche...
Undecided Voters Rapidly Shrinking
Pollsters have been forced to take a second look at recent data showing a decline in the number of likely voters. It is now known that many undecided voters in key swing states are suffering from an extreme form of dwarfism. The finding explains re...
Kerry Replaces Edwards With Jack O'Lantern
MADISON, WI (SP) -- In a move to shore up his lead in the crucial swing state of Wisconsin, Democratic Presidential Nominee John Forbes Kerry shocked his supporters by announcing that instead of North Carolina Senator John Edwards as his runni...
Cheney Plotted To Take Over Government - New Accusations
Now in a "secure, undisclosed location", a former aide to Vice President Cheney disclosed a shocking plot to take over the Presidency of the United States of America.