Funny story:  Zarqawi Joins Dallas Cowboys

Zarqawi Joins Dallas Cowboys

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi has joined the Dallas Cowboys in what club officials describe as the coup to end all coups. Cowboy's head coach Bill Parcells said that Zarqawi was the most offensive linebacker he'd ever seen. "This guy is as explos...
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Funny story:  Bush, Kerry Battle For Dead Swing Voters

Bush, Kerry Battle For Dead Swing Voters

Akron, Ohio -- (SP) With the election campaign heating up, both sides have turned to the cold vote to bring their candidate to victory.
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Funny story:  Felon in White House

Felon in White House

Reporters around the country have been disappearing, not off the face of the earth, but from mainstream television news, after asking a single question of President Bush. It began when Tim Russert asked: Since the president is tough on terrorism and...
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Funny story:  Cherie Blair's Closing Argument

Cherie Blair's Closing Argument

Cherie Blair's closing argument in a shoplifting matter down the Old Bailey yesterday, is set out below. His Lordship Norman Marr presiding, Adam Hill QC prosecuting.
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Funny story:  Mugabe magnanimous after rival's treason acquittal

Mugabe magnanimous after rival's treason acquittal

Controversial Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has been the first to congratulate arch-rival Morgan Tsvangirai after his acquittal from treason charges.
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Funny story:  Netherlands Reclaims NY's Holland Tunnel, Will Legalize Marijuana, Prostitution

Netherlands Reclaims NY's Holland Tunnel, Will Legalize Marijuana, Prostitution

New York, NY - The tiny progressive European country, the Netherlands claimed imminent domain yesterday over New York's famous Holland Tunnel. It plans to raise badly-needed tax dollars by legalizing and taxing the sale of marijuana and prostitut...
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Funny story:  Ginger Love-God Fathers Brit's Baby

Ginger Love-God Fathers Brit's Baby

BILLIE Piper has fled to an underground bunker in northern Tibet to escape revelations that her estranged hubby, Chris Evans, is the father of Britney Spear's first child.
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Funny story:  Harry's Eton, Cheatin' Art?

Harry's Eton, Cheatin' Art?

Guffaws have echoed across England's fair land at the very thought that Prince Harry cheated in an exam.
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Funny story:  Bare Faced Billy

Bare Faced Billy

Former funnyman turned royal-rubbing sycophant, Billy Connolly, has outraged the parasite community following a recent foul-mouthed outburst in which he compared them to tabloid journalists.
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Funny story:  US, Iraq Ink Treaty - Iraq Outsources Prisons to the USA

US, Iraq Ink Treaty - Iraq Outsources Prisons to the USA

Baghdad, Thursday Interim Iraqi Prime Minister Ayad Allawi and US Ambassador John Negroponte yesterday signed a treaty giving the US the right to extradite Iraqis it deems to be "criminals" and process them through the American justi...
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Funny story:  New Faith-Based Tax Initiative - White House plan

New Faith-Based Tax Initiative - White House plan

Tampa, Florida - Wednesday Speaking before a randomly-selected audience of uncommitted multi-millionaires at a campaign rally in Florida, President Bush yesterday unveiled his plan to scrap all compulsory federal income taxes for certain secti...
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